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Old 09-05-18, 03:35 PM
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Old 09-05-18, 11:49 PM
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Left the Dark Side to run a delicatessen, tells the customers I am your retailer.
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Old 09-06-18, 02:36 PM
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Wonders how different life would be if Walt Kelly would have drawn him with a penis.
Wonders how you know that didn't happen?
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Old 09-06-18, 05:13 PM
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Doesn't realize that Walt Kelly had a very strong aversion to exposed marsupial tackle.
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Old 09-06-18, 10:33 PM
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Canít stop thinking about Walt Kelly drawing his tackle box.
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Old 09-06-18, 10:45 PM
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Whenever he stands in front of a mirror, he considers himself a work of art.......only that the artist was Salvador Dali.
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Old 09-07-18, 04:44 AM
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He works with methane the way some people work with paint, ink or stone; he is a Fartist.
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Old 09-07-18, 07:34 AM
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Is still in hiding to this day, after one of his flatulence attacks launched numerous beach umbrellas, causing the Hawaiian missile alert.
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Old 09-07-18, 10:39 AM
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Wonders why Beano doesn't work for him.
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Lays low blaming the other possums.
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Old 09-07-18, 05:10 PM
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Is particularly proud of the one he has named The Buzz Bomb.
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Old 09-07-18, 06:52 PM
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Has elevated crop-dusting to an art form.
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Old 09-07-18, 07:48 PM
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Is the Kwisatz Haderach
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Old 09-07-18, 08:10 PM
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Has a toupee made of sauerkraut.
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Old 09-08-18, 04:17 AM
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Uses 100% real wiener for his wiener schnitzel.
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Old 09-08-18, 08:45 AM
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When taking his Dachshund for walks, he proudly tells everyone that he sees that he is constantly tripping over his wiener.
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Still uses his CB handle.
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Old 09-09-18, 07:06 AM
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Tells me the thing he likes best about being a half-naked marsupial is he never worries about finding a restroom.
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Old 09-09-18, 03:34 PM
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Is renaming his memoirs "The Unbearable Lightness of Flatulence" in hopes of selling to the highbrow market.
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Leaves little (OK maybe some not so little) memoirs behind him every where he goes.
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After a rigorous study on innovative cost cutting measures, NASA has found a that he can provide them with vast of amounts of rocket propulsion fuel for interplanetary travel, for the price of a few cans of refried beans.
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A direct descendant of Le Petomane he feels he just doesn't have it in him to continue the family tradition and is going to devote his working career to the other family business, the spork.
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Old 09-10-18, 11:50 AM
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Lies every 60-110 minutes ~140 feet into the air.
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He regularly considers that his best ideas come from the voices in head, even though he dislikes that they are constantly saying "Let them hold your beer", he just cannot resist in letting other people watch his best ideas in action.
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