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Old 09-11-18, 05:14 AM
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His best ideas involve the thought "Eat another doughnut."
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Old 09-11-18, 07:53 AM
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Developed a donut to break into the massive fortune cookie market. It was a donut with a fortune inside. The Chinese restaurants in his area rejected them because all of the fortunes were lies.
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Is combining his 2 favorite foods, donuts and beer.
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Insists that venison tastes like donuts + beer.
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Knows the answer to that.
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Hates expensive shortcuts.

wait, that is probably true
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Is struggling to find a market for his top-of-the-line shortcuts now that his core customer base, which consisted of smelly little half naked, incontinent marsupials, has run out of money.
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Old 09-12-18, 07:35 AM
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Hates the idea of a short cut, and why he still keeps on dulling the knives his wife keeps on bringing home.
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Has a secret super-power; with just a few sentences he can put the most evil villain into a trance like stupor - he is Boring Man!
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Is preparing to outdo the Florida Man type antics we'll be reading about now that Florence has come ashore.
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His Science Fair project explores his thesis that kitties abhor a vacuum.
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His Science Fair project explores his thesis that kitties abhor a vacuum.
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His science fair project explores the notion that green paint is made by putting frogs in a blender.
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Fairest of the science fair, and has the tiara to prove it.
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Exclusive stylist to the fairest of the Science Fair but recommends dollar store products.
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Can't afford to shop at The Dollar Store. Gives his business to The Penny Arcade.
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Has been arrested numerous times, not for his dressing up as Pennywise, but due to that he pounds it foolishly in public.
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His card was denied at Payless Shoes, he left without a sole.
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Got banned from P&R for being too agreeable.
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His outhouse is the pride of his HOA. His still is in violation however.
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His HOA insists he take the wheels off his house.
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His neighbor's house landed on him, and the whole HOA is singing " Ding Dong............"
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May look and smell like he's pining for the fjords of Norway but is still kicking. Usually small kids and little old ladys, but he's still kicking.
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Even as a young boy he knew he was different, and as soon as he could afford it, underwent species re-assignment surgery to become the splendid marsupial we know and admire today.
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