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Old 10-19-18, 10:16 AM
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Showed up at the Bike Forums login screen seeking asylum from the online bullying he is claiming to suffer at the Quilting & Knitting Forums.
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Old 10-19-18, 11:04 AM
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The Onion Router won't have anything to do with him and his pleas for asylum, they keep telling him he needs a different type of asylum.
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Like Robinson Crusoe, he assured his coworkers that everything would be done by Friday.
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His accounting skills were not very good, since he would only crunch numbers from 9 to 5.
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Celsius Maxximus is his gladiator name. Although at forty below, we're his equal.
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Old 10-21-18, 05:39 PM
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His canine companion is celebrated in the classic novel A Dog of Slanders.
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Old 10-21-18, 10:49 PM
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^ I unintentionally did that a few weeks ago. Not a lie

Gets all of his lies notarized.
C'mon skijor, that's not a fib, it's easy to mix that cardboard up with the crust of some of those pizzas, I did it too.

I think those things are not too flammable, 375F didn't really faze it much.
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PS Knows when his noodle has been used, doesn't mind though.
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Was the Top Ramen of his class.
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Can cause more damage than this after a late night run to Taco Bell. https://wgntv.com/2018/10/23/recall-alert-toilet-flushing-system-could-explode/
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Has an evil plan to kill his wife with an exploding toilet.

"I get sick of her complaining I leave the seat up. Hey! I got news for her! I like the seat up!" he told Johnny Gobume, Master Plumber, while Johnny installed a state of the art Flushmate II 501-B in the master bathroom.
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Old 10-23-18, 09:00 PM
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On his outhouse wall in his back yard, he proudly hangs a picture of his great, great grandfather who personally told Thomas Crapper that every one of his ideas was full of $h!+
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Has a suspicious package.
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Carefully handles his suspicious package as he knows itíll go off at the slightest touch.
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As much money she spent over the years, his wife expected that his package should have been considerably oversized.
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Old 10-26-18, 06:09 AM
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His suspicious package was rejected by the Postal Service because of insufficient postage.
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Is insufficient in more ways than just postage.
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Is afraid of going to the post office on Halloween and getting canceled.
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His suspicious package was found in the dead letter pile.
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His wife is envious about other people getting a suspicious package, in that they get some occasional excitement in their home life.
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It's his favorite time of year, pumpkin spice everything everywhere, and no snow.
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Prefers his snow cones to be yellow in color.
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In a desperate move he has legally changed his name to Oscar Mayer.
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With Dunkin' Donuts now officially Dunkin', his family has since become concerned for him, with him hitting numerous bars as of late.......maple, cream filled, custard, chocolate covered.........
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His suspicious package was found in the dead letter pile.
Sorry, that's the truth.
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