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Old 08-08-19, 04:13 PM
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Likes the way Dr. G handles a stiff one.
There all stiff in the morgue- it's called Rigor Mortis.
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She's retired now, maybe you can be her working stiff.
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Doesn't know that @no motor? has never worked a day in his life and won't start after that.
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Starts the day with a good stiff drink to hold up his end of working erect.
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...he's been going to 12 Step meetings to stop lying. A meeting of Liars Anonymous is always interesting, because sometimes it's hard to tell who might have fallen off the wagon. People get up and tell all sorts of outrageous and improbable stories about how they have been doing... also there are always donuts.
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Old 08-09-19, 06:12 PM
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Told a pretty good lie. . . once.
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Knows ahsposo is an immigrant because the old country kicked him out and won't let him come back.
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Also hallucinated through Santana's set at Woodstock 50 years ago.

"It was like I was his guitar, dude!" he told the tall, purple yellow spotted bird-like creature.
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Remembers being created at Woodstock by @no motor? 's father.
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Conveniently avoids the truth that heís Woody Allenís love child and created behind a dumpster on the Lower East Side.
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Is the child that Jimmy Swaggart tearfully apologized for "sinning into this world".

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...he's the songwriter who originally penned "Love Child" for the Supremes. But he got cheated out of the credit and all royalties when Diana Ross dosed him with acid one night in Detroit, and convinced him that his creation of the song was just his imagination, running away with him.

He eventually moved on to singing backup for Gladys Knight, and ended up on that midnight train to Georgia. I heard all this through the grapevine.
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Put forth the proposition you can petition the LORD with prayer...
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All of his lies are now available on awdibeldotkom.
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His mojo is rising.
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Made a really embarrassing and very rude mistake over the weekend; instead of getting his mojo working he got his mofo working.
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His daddy was quite surprised
To find him with the working girls in the county jail
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He's a book-keeper's son

He don't want to shoot no one.
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Is going to put on the high heeled sneakers and yoga pants before heading down to Starbucks in the technicolor motorhome for the first pumpkin spice latte of the year earlier than usual this year.
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He was afraid to come out of the locker
He was as nervous as he could be
He was afraid to come out of the locker
He was afraid that somebody would see
Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore!

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot Speedo
That he wore for the first time today.
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...he is the less righteous of the two brothers.
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Joined league bowling for insight into fashion sense.
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Joined the Junior League because he feels so feminine in pink, pearls and bows.

"Plus we have fun doing good!" he told Sue Depantsoffem, Feature Writer for the Wisconsin Watchtower Weekly.
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