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Old 08-15-19, 02:22 AM
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Just left for what may be his last adventure. He said he's going searching for the Fountain of Youth in Asia.
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Is the Captain Obvious of whatever passes for reality where he thinks he is.
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...when he followed the Grateful Dead on tour, General Electric was the name of his commanding officer.
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Old 08-15-19, 11:38 PM
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Demoted to Private Electric upon the discovery of his numerous electrically powered self gratification aids.
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Old 08-16-19, 12:54 AM
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Currently housed in a D cell.
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Old 08-16-19, 04:10 AM
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His circuit is really, really short.
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Old 08-16-19, 08:55 AM
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Took the Wheatstone Bridge to join the resistance.
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Old 08-16-19, 09:35 AM
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Knows Genital Electric makes the best vibrators.
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Old 08-16-19, 04:03 PM
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...he brings good things to life.
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Old 08-16-19, 04:14 PM
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Is really Dynondonn in disguise.
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Old 08-16-19, 05:46 PM
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...still absentmindedly Google image searching for the pornographic image that dropped the banhammer.
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Old 08-17-19, 09:58 AM
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Personally, I get tired of hearing him complain about how difficult it is to find free midget tranny granny nun porn of "quality".
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Wont lend those videos to just anyone.
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No, I rent them to the likes of you.
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Frequently called in to substitute for the midget when closeups are needed.
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Old 08-18-19, 12:14 PM
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...knows that they prefer to be called "little people", but feels empowered in the age of Trump to give voice to his baser instincts.
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...he was free basing in the back of the plane with Ricky Nelson, but was smart enough to grab a parachute.
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Routinely walked when at bat.
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When push came to shove he called for the DH.
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He's a catcher, not a pitcher.
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Hong Kong's facial recognition technology correctly identified him as an eggplant.
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Old 08-19-19, 11:07 AM
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...King Kong's facial recognition technology has correctly identified him as Fay Wray (one of the first great scream queens).
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It saw him as Fee Waybill and freaked out.
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