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Old 05-19-20, 01:22 PM
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his girl friend left with the band
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Old 05-19-20, 02:24 PM
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Has a note from his doctor that explains the excessive foaming at the mouth is harmless even if it is rather messy.
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Old 05-19-20, 02:27 PM
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His middle name us purulent discharge.
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Insists on his right to use a pronoun as a verb.

"If you don't like it I'll him you on the head!" he shouted when I tried to gently correct hit.
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Oz never did give nothing to him,
That he didn't, didn't already have
And Cause never was the reason for the evening
Or the tropic of Sir Galahad.
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Old 05-20-20, 08:02 AM
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The lying sleeps tonight.
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Old 05-20-20, 08:41 AM
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...well known for his spontaneous quoting of the King James Version biblical verses about truth, he is still waiting for the truth to to make him free.
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Old 05-20-20, 08:45 AM
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...struggles daily with Proverbs 4:24. Perverse lips have been such an important part of his life, that he can't imagine "putting them far from thee".
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Old 05-20-20, 10:24 AM
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Is so happy with the BOGO deal he got at Uncle Bud's Big Warehouse of Fibs and Slander...
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Old 05-20-20, 10:31 AM
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Formulated a bold plan of action:


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Would rather free the gluten. Or flutes, he's not really sure what the difference is.
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...his old business in a tailspin because of the national pandemic, he is now starting up a local, sustainable, free range gluten ranch.
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Old 05-20-20, 11:36 PM
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His entrepreneurial instincts and misplaced aspirations got the best of him when his website advertised the wholesomeness of the Free Range Gluteal Ranch up Cleft Gulch.
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Old 05-21-20, 06:31 AM
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Is called the Gluteus Maximus, Exalted Leader of the Glutens from the planet Uranus. He comes in peace.

Maybe...
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Old 05-21-20, 03:48 PM
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Keeps telling people he wants to help them relax their Piriformis muscles, but never gets any takers.
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...now that Lori Loughlin has entered a guilty plea, he's starting up a "Free Aunt Becky !!" movement. The first demonstration is scheduled for Saturday, and no one will be wearing pants as a sign of solidarity.
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Old 05-22-20, 03:56 AM
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Unintentionally started the no pants subway ride during one if his regular trips when others thought it would be a good idea to copy him.
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As he has totally eliminated pants and underwear from his wardrobe he is officially declaring his "Free Willy" campaign a complete success.
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People wonder if he was a she when he last tried this.
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They knew his heart wasn’t into it when he went soft on his position.

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...would be willing to show up at a "Free Aunt Becky !!" demonstration, if it were guaranteed no one would wear pants.
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He lied positively toward negative, right? So he lied perfectly this morning...meaning he lied negative.
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Finally found fine fitting fibs for faking favorable fictional fecal forecasts.
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...thinks that the "Free Aunt Becky" movement, started by no motor?, is about Lori Loughlin putting out for free.
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Thinks the phrase "putting out for free" is what happens during a garage clean-out or after your cat has kittens...
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