Go Back  Bike Forums > The Lounge > Foo
Reload this Page >

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Notices
Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Old 06-18-20, 07:30 AM
  #13801  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...smears himself with chicken fat to cover up the old man smell.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 08:20 AM
  #13802  
Paint Job Steve
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2019
Posts: 41
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 55 Post(s)
Liked 55 Times in 44 Posts
Favorite search category on Pornhub? Korean Grandma.
Paint Job Steve is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 08:29 AM
  #13803  
roundypndr 
Been around the block
 
roundypndr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2020
Posts: 57
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 73 Post(s)
Liked 149 Times in 107 Posts
Has "She don't use Jelly" looped on his MP3
roundypndr is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 09:24 AM
  #13804  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...has finally saved enough money to get the Mrs Butterworth tattoo on his left bicep removed.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 09:41 AM
  #13805  
jjankie
Member
 
jjankie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Twin Cities MN
Posts: 46

Bikes: NOW: Trek Checkpoint ARL 4; PAST: Trek Boone 5 - stolen Nov 2019; Bianchi Volpe lost in MN River July 2014

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 12 Post(s)
Liked 8 Times in 7 Posts
Eats my dust.
jjankie is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 09:44 AM
  #13806  
Paint Job Steve
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2019
Posts: 41
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 55 Post(s)
Liked 55 Times in 44 Posts
Freakishly elongated testicles hang in toilet water when doing #2 .
Paint Job Steve is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 10:25 AM
  #13807  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1376 Post(s)
Liked 429 Times in 294 Posts
Lacks the Cremastoric Reflex, has the Cremettes Reflex instead.
no motor? is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 10:36 AM
  #13808  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...likes to use big words so people won't notice he's not wearing pants.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 02:34 PM
  #13809  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1376 Post(s)
Liked 429 Times in 294 Posts
His legs are so hairy he doesn't need to wear the bottom half of his furry costume.
no motor? is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 02:40 PM
  #13810  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...is apparently unaware that I have transitioned from a furry to a brony. As hurtful as this is, I would expect such narcissism from a possum.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 03:42 PM
  #13811  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1376 Post(s)
Liked 429 Times in 294 Posts
We all know what end if that costume is yours!
no motor? is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 04:31 PM
  #13812  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...never has trouble distinguishing truth from fiction. "The truth is out there !!" he often shouts out from his chair over in the corner of the day room.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 05:42 PM
  #13813  
Paint Job Steve
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2019
Posts: 41
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 55 Post(s)
Liked 55 Times in 44 Posts
Favorite Matt Damon movie?

Paint Job Steve is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 05:45 PM
  #13814  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...in real life he is Matt Damon. Shameless in self promotion, he never misses a chance to plug his own movies.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-18-20, 11:12 PM
  #13815  
roundypndr 
Been around the block
 
roundypndr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2020
Posts: 57
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 73 Post(s)
Liked 149 Times in 107 Posts
He still looks back in fondness of the days of entrapping the neighbors into watching his vacation slides, and is still especially proud of when he made the switch to Super 8.
roundypndr is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 03:56 AM
  #13816  
ahsposo 
Rock Hard Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Outside the Box
Posts: 7,136

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 27 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5331 Post(s)
Liked 2,523 Times in 1,506 Posts
His home movies feature the neighborhood children.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 07:22 AM
  #13817  
skijor
on by
 
skijor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 950

Bikes: Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT

Mentioned: 13 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 846 Post(s)
Liked 481 Times in 298 Posts
That isn't water squirting out of his lapel flower.
skijor is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 07:37 AM
  #13818  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...his all time favorite movie ? The Lyin' King from Disney. And not that stupid remake, either.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 09:50 AM
  #13819  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1376 Post(s)
Liked 429 Times in 294 Posts
His favorite song is the Lying Sleeps Tonight.
no motor? is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 09:56 AM
  #13820  
ahsposo 
Rock Hard Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Outside the Box
Posts: 7,136

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 27 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5331 Post(s)
Liked 2,523 Times in 1,506 Posts
His favorite song:

ahsposo is offline  
Likes For ahsposo:
Old 06-19-20, 10:47 AM
  #13821  
Paint Job Steve
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2019
Posts: 41
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 55 Post(s)
Liked 55 Times in 44 Posts
On job applications leaves blank why he was fired from Applebee's.

Paint Job Steve is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 03:52 PM
  #13822  
no motor?
Unlisted member
 
no motor?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 6,193

Bikes: Specialized Hardrock

Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1376 Post(s)
Liked 429 Times in 294 Posts
Has diversified his retirement account to include Pokemon characters as well as pogs.
no motor? is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 06:24 PM
  #13823  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...carries his entire nest egg in his marsupial pouch.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 07:28 PM
  #13824  
Paint Job Steve
Banned
 
Join Date: Oct 2019
Posts: 41
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 55 Post(s)
Liked 55 Times in 44 Posts
Father's Day phone call reenactment.



Paint Job Steve is offline  
Old 06-19-20, 08:27 PM
  #13825  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,725

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21303 Post(s)
Liked 4,195 Times in 3,070 Posts
.
...Father's Day has never been confusing for him.
3alarmer is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright 2021 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.