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Old 06-26-20, 11:00 AM
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...often wonders if Ernest Borgnine was related to Seven of Nine.
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Old 06-26-20, 02:25 PM
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...runs an online conspiracy website, Resistance_is_Futile.net , where on one page he traces the complex family tree that links Ernest Borgnine to Seven of Nine, as a distant cousin, 6 generations removed.
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Mr. Rogers was one of the many neighbors that didn't want him in their neighborhood.
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...wonders why, in every picture you see of Ernest Borgnine, he is always wearing pants.

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Wore out multiple copies of the same on betamax before he finally wore out the machine.
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Tried to get pantsed by Agent 99, but he only got her to give him the 86.
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...in January of 1986, at a Tuesday karaoke night at the Dew Drop Inn, just outside Baraboo, Wisconsin, an obviously very drunk woman threw her panties on stage right after he sang, "I Can't Help Falling in Love With You". He was wearing a full Elvis white Vegas jumpsuit at the time, and she made quite a show of taking them off in front of the stage.
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Life has been downhill for him since then.
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...he tried to get some compensation from Alan Jay Lerner for the obvious copyright violation in the song lyrics of "The Rain in Spain". The parallels with his original song, "The Poo in Baraboo" are both obvious and numerous. But that weasel Lerner could afford a better legal team, and nothing was forthcoming.
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...I know he is, but what am I ?
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Has Micheal Jackson's other glove.
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...the spirit of Michael Jackson appeared to him in a dream last week. It revealed to him that only those who can moonwalk will be Raptured.
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His barber has noticed a pattern of him showing up gamy smelling, looking for a hair cut and a shave on the day after a full moon.
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Has had many rallies in his honor, with all the attendants showing up with torches and pitch forks.
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...now that he knows the Truth , he has begun a sidewalk ministry teaching people how to moonwalk.
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...while on his computer posting in the lies thread, he likes to watch all the old Michael Jackson classics on Youtube.

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