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Old 07-15-20, 10:03 PM
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...doesn't seem to know much about being homeless and living in a van, down by the river.
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With spray adhesive and a roll of tin foil he turned his XXXXL cardboard box into a highly successful “down-by the river short term rental” for studying van life.
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Posted this image today in The American Journal of Nomadic Weirdos online edition:

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Only brings upper scale class to this thread.
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...he has learned his lesson and will never snort spray adhesive to get high again.
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...sometimes uses spray adhesive to keep his socks from falling down. Used it once to keep his boxers from riding up, but doesn't do that any more.
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Is tired of people wanting to use his free candy van to move, he keeps telling them there's no room for more weirdos down by the river.
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...doesn't have any spray adhesive, with which you can fix problems like that.
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Recently indulged in a threesome with his dogs.
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...his personal list of the five most important technological inventions:

1. The bicycle.
2. The sewing machine.
3. The electric light bulb.
4. The electric vibrator.
5. Spray adhesive.

# 5 used to be duct tape, but once spray adhesive became widely available, it got bumped down to # 6.
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Thanks to today's high strength spray adhesive, he's now able to keep his Elvis wig on, even in the strongest of winds.
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Has discovered that spray adhesive addicts really stick together.
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Uses spray adhesive to keep things turgid.
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Is at peace wearing his Chicago Bears mask. He's guaranteed not to catch anything.
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...his answer to all those Costco and Walmart shoppers who refuse to mask up ? A couple of quick squirts of spray adhesive and pair of socks.
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He had to shelter in place at home for a few days, after he mistaken his can of adhesive spray for massage oil.
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Thinks glue guns are the gateway drug to spray adhesives.
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...they'll get his glue gun when they pry it from his hot, sticky hands, and not before.
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Illegally modified a semi-automatic glue gun to ooze at full auto...
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Doesn't need the popsicle sticks to help keep things turgid with spray foam like he did with the glue gun.
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...likes to tell anyone who will still listen, "When glue guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have glue guns !!"
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After his "experimentation" with spray adhesive he was diagnosed in the ER with a sticky wicket...
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Proudly open carries his hot glue guns in all 50 states.
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His glue guns are AC/DC so he can use them anywhere, not just in his van down by the river.
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