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Old 05-01-14, 11:32 AM
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...has adapted well to his role here as an adept.
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Old 05-01-14, 11:52 AM
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has adroitly adapted to his role as an adaptable android
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Old 05-01-14, 11:55 AM
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Finished the 'A' Encyclopedia Britannica...on to the 'B's. First up---bastard, sarcastic.
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Old 05-01-14, 12:22 PM
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Has all the dirty parts underlined in his Miriam-Webster Collegiate Dictionary.
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Always had a 'thing' for Miriam...
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he gets very excited by large hardcover dictionaries

unfortunately
the thin pages tear very easily when you try to unstick them
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Old 05-01-14, 01:12 PM
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His role here is far from inept....
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Old 05-01-14, 01:25 PM
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his fantasies during the eighties
went back and forth between webster and punky brewster
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Old 05-01-14, 01:42 PM
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Mastered Websters Dictionary, years ago....
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Old 05-01-14, 02:53 PM
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Went to the Museum of Natural History to see the bones of the mighty Thesaurus.

Was not disappointed.
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Old 05-01-14, 06:34 PM
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Is one of the few humans on the planet suffering from T-Rexliah....
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Has an ointment for that and offered to rub it in.
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Old 05-01-14, 07:32 PM
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Had a special batch of unguent shipped in from Fargo.
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Old 05-01-14, 07:58 PM
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Great news for MillCreek! He is in the semi-finals of the "Worlds Bushiest Uni-Brow" competition currently happening at the Howard Johnson off US 58 in Broken Jaw, OK.

Good Luck MC! We'd be behind you except for the gas.
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Old 05-01-14, 08:07 PM
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...it's so sweet that he's still embarrassed by his incessant and unrelenting flatulence.
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Old 05-01-14, 09:49 PM
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His new product is highly endorsed by Family Dollar, Fix A Flatulence, is a best seller!
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Is the author of the NYT bestseller Ignorance for Dummies.
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Was chosen Crash Test Dummy of the year by the American Mannequin Association Local 911...
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Is anatomically correct.
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Is politically correct...
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flew too close to the sun
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Thinks Icarus references are cool....
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Burned to a crisp, not by the sun but by his ill fated attempt to deep fry his greased pig for his annual luau. The pig had 2nd thoughts.
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Puts lipstick on a pig before and after he takes it out on a date...
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Is spending many hours in the lab with a stack of pig's ears trying to figure out how to get to the desired end product of a silk purse.
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