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Old 08-14-20, 08:17 PM
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...his teen gang growing up was modeled after the ones in West Side Story. He still has his custom embroidered "Sharts" jacket.
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Old 08-14-20, 09:47 PM
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Doesn't fit in any of his high school clothes anymore.
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Old 08-14-20, 09:50 PM
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Is totally grateful for his simpleton life, in his van down by the river, to his financial loan sharts.
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Old 08-15-20, 07:28 AM
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Has a reputation as a pool shart.
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Gonna get a lot done today.
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Doesn't know the half of it.
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Proves he doesn't know much about anything here regularly.
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Old 08-15-20, 05:17 PM
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Tells everyone that his card shart abilities are legendary, but his family and friends know that is is all a bunch of shat.
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Old 08-15-20, 05:24 PM
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...feels that sharting can be beneficial. It provides an incentive to finally wash those week old tighty whities.
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Old 08-15-20, 06:42 PM
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Mentors the new liars.
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Old 08-15-20, 06:44 PM
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...is promoting shart fin soup as a more sustainable alternative to the original. It's difficult to sell it, but he feels that with targeted advertising on Facebook, you can eventually sell just about anything.
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Old 08-16-20, 06:11 AM
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Old 08-16-20, 07:32 AM
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Must know Jseis IRL.
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Old 08-16-20, 08:26 AM
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Refuses to ride electric bikes, but does operate a stray cat house in his basement.
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One of my customers IRL.
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The USPS may not deliver to his free candy van down by the river, but the 8 track still works and allows him to keep rocking out to those ktel classics.
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Old 08-16-20, 10:28 AM
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...when he was serving time in prison, and instant ramen noodles were the standard barter currency, he always wished that they would come up with a shart fin flavor packet version.
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His sharts are so deadly they have lasers.
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Always thinks of himself as a legendary land shart, but he learns, to his dismay, that he is just another beached whale.
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Old 08-16-20, 06:30 PM
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...already has a working script and is pitching a deal with producers and backers for a new movie, "Shartnado".

He's picturing Brad Pitt in the lead (playing roundypndr , it's autobiographical in nature). Still on the fence for the female lead, going back and forth between Gwyneth Paltrow and Amy Schumer. A lot of this depends on prior commitments anyway, so he's just happy to have a project to pitch. If nothing else, he figures it might make a series on Netflix streaming. Streaming is the new thing anyway. And this idea is too big for just one movie.
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In Hollywood next week pitching his movie idea "Sharts on a Plane"...
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Thought the neighbors in one of the other vans down by the river wanted to play sharts instead of jarts, and was confused by the targets.
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After having many sharts at the local pub,and after some false starts with a number of his neighbors' vans, he finally located his van down by the river.
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Who cut his hair?
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