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Old 05-02-14, 10:21 AM
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...in his role as a risk manager, he is known as the porcine crooner, for his dulcet tones while singing to pigs.
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Old 05-02-14, 10:34 AM
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"You PIG!" accompanied by a slap across the face, has never been a determining factor for his membership termination at the local fitness center....
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Old 05-02-14, 11:54 AM
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He always has coffee when he watches radar.
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Old 05-02-14, 03:38 PM
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Convinced his radar watching buddies in AA to show up wearing yoga pants so he can secretly increase his stash of yoga pant porn videos.
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Old 05-02-14, 03:45 PM
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Convinced his radar watching buddies in AA to show up wearing yoga pants so he can secretly increase his stash of yoga pant porn videos.
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Has a thing for Gary Burghoff because of his MASH role as Radar.
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Old 05-02-14, 03:49 PM
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Knows that MWG's are hot! (That's Men With Glasses...could be whiskey!).
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Old 05-02-14, 04:32 PM
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Went to a furniture store looking for a stool sample.
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Old 05-02-14, 05:18 PM
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...in his role as a risk manager, he is known as the porcine crooner, for his dulcet tones while singing to pigs.
Thinks that 'The Porcine Crooners' would be an excellent name for a Midwest polka cover band.
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Old 05-02-14, 06:16 PM
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Has taken eewchewylewie's rotation while he's banned.

Hasn't got the hang of ignoring the Shift Key though.
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Old 05-02-14, 06:45 PM
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Uses the shift key to take a trip on the wild side.
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Old 05-02-14, 07:31 PM
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...still trying to figure out where the lie is in # 1427 and # 1435.
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Old 05-02-14, 07:41 PM
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Gazes at himself, then **** and reaches slowly for his **** and the **** real **** and again he ***** and ***** with the camel and does a ******* with the catfish.
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Old 05-02-14, 07:53 PM
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...obviously, he is quite green with envy. The last time he asked his camel to do a threesome with the catfish, he was rebuffed.
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Old 05-02-14, 08:15 PM
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Has mastered the art of 'go ****' anything that moves and then '****' on the rest.

Sleeps well at night....
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Old 05-02-14, 09:00 PM
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Has mastered using the forum word censor.

Oh, wait ...

Um, moonlights at children's birthday parties as a Disney princess.
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Old 05-02-14, 09:03 PM
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Has mastered using the forum word censor.

Oh, wait ...

Um, moonlights at children's birthday parties as a Disney princess.
...has never, ever, ever served up a big, fat hanging softball that begs to be knocked out of the park.
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Old 05-02-14, 09:04 PM
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...deeply ashamed of what he was thinking when he wrote that.
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The 3A bobble heads are going for top dollar on fleabay.
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...has never, ever, ever served up a big, fat hanging softball that begs to be knocked out of the park.
Exhibits the self-control of a Buddhist monk in his daily life.

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...deeply ashamed of what he was thinking when he wrote that.
Pants on fire.

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The 3A bobble heads are going for top dollar on fleabay.
Enjoys posting quickly so he screws up other poster's jokes.
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Old 05-03-14, 05:31 AM
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Often she has multiple ******** while ***** during ********* with ****.
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Wonders if there is a treatment for multiple asterisks.
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Is a punctuation junky...
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