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Old 12-28-20, 10:47 AM
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...named his neither "Taint".
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He and his dog have their own "Who's on first?" type routine. When folks ask his dog's name, he replies "Askhim". (My late Uncle Gordy really did name his dog "Askhim". Gotta love that dry wit)
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With his culinary skills sorely lacking, he's finally given in to having his food go over to the Dark Side.
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His swear jar is bigger on the inside than the outside.
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Sees commercial potential in building a better blivit.
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Got arrested for collecting unwanted gifts being returned outside the local mall, not that many believed his story about saving people time by doing gift returns outside.
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Layaway isn't what he thought it was.
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Has the courage to speak lies to Power.
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Is lobbying to have the seventh planet renamed Uranusaurus Tex Mex.
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He left the gaseous cloud there during his last visit.
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As a Holiday present, his family installed a seatbelt on his toilet.
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Envies people with indoor plumbing. And toilet paper. Life hasn't been the same since Sears quit publishing their catalog.
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Anyone can make TP out of a catalog but his real genius was making the plumbing
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Says plumbing is for girly-men.
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...named his dog "Spot". He likes the dramatic opportunities to shout, "Out, damned Spot !! Out I say !"
He's hoping to get cast as Lady Macbeth in the annual female impersonators' Shakespeare in Drag festival.
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He's so cultured, he poops in iambic pentameter.
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Is the only one here that Ahsposo hasn't approached as a cosigner for a home equity loan. Ahsposo is sure the extra addition he put on to his free candy van, down by the river using some of the coroplast political signs have really increased the value of his "estate", especially when he points out the stack of extra signs he has for use when the storms come.
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...a huge fan of epic misadventures, he's all about dactylic hexameter. All of his pop social influencing, on Tik Tok, is recited in that meter.
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Well, no motor?, he was covered with ants
Wildlife Department, they wouldn't give him no pants
He asked old 3a, "Where can I go?"
3a said, "There's only one place I know"
Possum say, "Tell me quick, man, I'm on fire"
Old 3a just gave him a line
And said, "That way, down on Highway 99"
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For going about with “Merry Christmas” on his lips, was boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart
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He is now depressed, with the Christmas holiday season over with, he now has to put away his favorite Christmas album "Van Helsing Sings!"
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All the conspiracy theories he has embraced are plotting against him.
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...he's convinced that all hammers are tools of the Deep State. He runs a subforum on Stormfront devoted exclusively to the topic.
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Is the celebrity host for the big New Year's celebration in beautiful downtown Overbite, AL...
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