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Old 12-31-20, 04:16 PM
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...he is way smarter than to joke about winter in Minnesota in January. He knows how that can get ugly fast.
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Old 12-31-20, 05:15 PM
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His new years resolutions don't include wearing pants. Again.
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Old 12-31-20, 05:25 PM
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The conservative majority of the Supreme Court has ruled that he can still create his annual New Year's possum drop as to cancel it violates his Freedom of Speech, his Freedom of Religion and his Right to Assembly. So, at midnight tonight the possum balls will be dropping in beautiful downtown Devil's Elbow, AR.
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Thought O'possums were Scottish.
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Will be in the front row scooping up as many as possible.
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As a graduate of Stuckon U., he's got a feeling down deep in his soul that he just can't lose.
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Old 01-01-21, 11:09 AM
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Never one to set unrealistic, often unachievable goals, he has resolved in 2021 to gain a few pounds, make Life a living Hell for those around him and find a brand new bad habit.
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Old 01-01-21, 03:04 PM
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Has used those resolutions for years as they're so easy to keep.
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Has yet to figure out how to lie about the previous poster, apparently...
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Has used those resolutions for years as they're so easy to keep.

His New Year's resolution........to be more daring, and wear a speedo to the local nudist beach this Summer.
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Let's not have 2 of us telling the truth here.
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His big Resolutions are to "practice personal hygiene" (and he says he'll have to google that) and "get his anal gland expressed by a professional this time".
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Old 01-01-21, 11:29 PM
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...he thinks, in light of the above, that it's time to consider reasonable limits on freedom of expression in the United States.
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Set off all his fireworks tonight because last night he was too drunk to stay awake til midnight
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Set off all his fireworks tonight because last night he was too drunk to stay awake til midnight
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...this seems to be going around.

He last stayed awake until midnight on New Year's Eve in 1992, when he did it in order to kiss someone, whose name he has since forgotten. "That was a damn good ball drop, back in 1992," he thinks quietly to himself, reminiscing.
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Followed in my footsteps in 1983, passed out on a foreign couch at 10pm, woke up at 2 am, missed all the New Years toasts, fight matches, drove all the injured home at 4 am, and drug his not so vibrant self to work at 7 am.
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His NY's celebration had a Pat Travers theme--boom boom, out go the lies.
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So I went down to Police Station to bail him out. Says he doesn't remember what happened after "doing shooters called Dum-Dums and dancing the Can-Can in the Boom-Boom Room."
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Old 01-03-21, 05:42 PM
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...until last year, when he sold the business and retired, he was the proprietor of the Cheat You Fair.

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Has already embarrassed his family more times than they can count this year. Not like it was that hard given how embarrassing he is and their difficulties with math.
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Thanks to his van, down by the river, cardboard dance and liquor venue add on, he is now investing his financial windfall with the aid of the investment firm of Dewy, Cheetem, and Howe.
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...thinks running a Cheat You Fair franchise is easy.
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After hearing some of his political lies repeated so many times today, he's decided to bring back the Rosemary Woods option with erasure of some key parts of the lie(s) upon demand as long as the erasure is under 18 1/2 minutes.
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...he has never taken longer than 18 minutes in his entire life.
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Is known in certain amorous circles as "Quick Shooter".
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