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Old 05-04-21, 01:41 PM
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Was seen at Itching man, jacked up on Red Bull, and in a crazed dance-frenzy. After a while he collapsed and was taken on a stretcher to the medical tent. Come to find out, he had ants in his pants.
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Old 05-04-21, 03:00 PM
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he's had aunts in his pants. but, it's close knit family, you know? much like that old wool sweater you mean to let go of even if you are kinda used to it; itchy and a little too tight

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...he has a bespoke "Auntie Em", made in a custom sex doll factory in Taiwan. There's no place like home, there's no place like home.....
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...all his bespoke sex dolls are lugged steel.
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Old 05-05-21, 12:57 AM
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...all his sporks are bespoke....'cause no ordinary spork will do! "bespork, or besquare!!"
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Old 05-05-21, 01:02 AM
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His sex dolls are really ugly, but they still manage to take his breath away.
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Old 05-05-21, 04:08 AM
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His sex dolls cheat on him.
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Old 05-05-21, 05:46 AM
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he's content with sex doll ads. it only adds to allure for him. want it, can't have it....
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Lies on commission.
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Old 05-05-21, 07:48 AM
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While many try to avoid processed food, he gets sustenance from the process itself. The food is secondary.
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Old 05-05-21, 08:11 AM
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His lies are like processed cheese: Slimy, salty, and cause bad gas.
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His bologna has a first name, it's L-a-r-r-y.
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His bologna has a second name, its the-Cable-Guy.
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He hasn't watched TV ever since they stopped making them with dials.
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Old 05-05-21, 09:30 AM
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he could really use some Dial. and, trim back that sasquatch! the bikini's giving folks the night terrors
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His dials only go to nine (9).
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Girls in his school agreed he was a '9', but they disagreed on whether that meant shoe size or IQ.
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Old 05-05-21, 12:48 PM
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all the ladies agreed he was definitely a "9". and, that was on looks! however, the scale was 1-100.
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...his karaoke version of "All the Single Ladies", complete with choreography, is a show stopper at the Tuesday night "Karaoke an' Cousins" event there in Winslow. Everyone says he sounds just like Beyonce', and there have been a couple of offers to "put a ring on it".
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uh uh oh, uh uh oh, uh uh ohhh uh oh

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at first i couldn't see the video that was posted. and, then i thought....wow..he orgasms over blank posts. that, or he sat on his bespork
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Is. quick to pull the trigger. In fact it's automatic.
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His mom won him in a back alley poker game.
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Unconvinced that his wife is leaving him over his poker addiction. Thinks she's bluffing.
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...thanks to the lies thread, he has finally told his wife that he's been faking his orgasms.
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