Go Back  Bike Forums > The Lounge > Foo
Reload this Page >

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Notices
Foo Off-Topic chit chat with no general subject.

Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Old 05-17-21, 09:27 PM
  #16551  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,731

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21311 Post(s)
Liked 4,215 Times in 3,082 Posts
.
...hith handth are thaky and hith kneeth are weak, he can't theem to thtand on hith own two feet. He'th in love, he'th all thook up. Mm mm, mmmm, yay, yay, yeah
3alarmer is offline  
Old 05-17-21, 09:59 PM
  #16552  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
seems he's finally suffered a stroke from all those krispy kremes and pb/banana/bacon sandwiches.

say....yer down there in argentina hidin' out with jim morrison, aren't you? now, don't lie!!
thook is offline  
Old 05-18-21, 12:38 AM
  #16553  
Anatolia
Lonesome Loser
 
Anatolia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2021
Location: Parents basement
Posts: 27

Bikes: Junk with two wheels

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 26 Post(s)
Liked 11 Times in 11 Posts
Father -- "Yes, son" -- I want to kill you.
Anatolia is offline  
Old 05-18-21, 06:40 PM
  #16554  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
mother!! i want to.....!!!!
thook is offline  
Old 05-18-21, 08:04 PM
  #16555  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,731

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21311 Post(s)
Liked 4,215 Times in 3,082 Posts
.
...he just broke on through to the other side.
3alarmer is offline  
Likes For 3alarmer:
Old 05-18-21, 08:19 PM
  #16556  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
fancies himself the lizard king....or is it the queen? depends on his chosen orientation for the day, i suppose. and, if he has a clean tutu to wear

Last edited by thook; 05-18-21 at 08:24 PM.
thook is offline  
Old 05-18-21, 08:52 PM
  #16557  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
after settling in for the night lying on his back in bed, he waits for his wife to climb in, the lights to go out, and for complete silence to fall. nothing but the sounds of restful breathing and crickets chirping, he then begins to sing "this is the end....of all elaborate pl..." <<<oh, shut it, would you??!! lizard king my a**!!! jeesuz!!>>>

minutes later....

"rode around town with a rattlesnake whip, come on baby, don't give me no ...." <<<thwump!!>>>
thook is offline  
Old 05-19-21, 07:10 AM
  #16558  
roundypndr 
Been around the block
 
roundypndr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2020
Posts: 57
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 73 Post(s)
Liked 149 Times in 107 Posts
Still thinks that he is winning the debate with the voices in his head.
roundypndr is offline  
Old 05-19-21, 09:19 AM
  #16559  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,731

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21311 Post(s)
Liked 4,215 Times in 3,082 Posts
.
...were it not for the voices in his head, he'd have no one to talk to at all.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 05-19-21, 10:22 AM
  #16560  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
all the voices in his head are nuts. roasted nuts....
thook is offline  
Old 05-19-21, 12:44 PM
  #16561  
Anatolia
Lonesome Loser
 
Anatolia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2021
Location: Parents basement
Posts: 27

Bikes: Junk with two wheels

Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 26 Post(s)
Liked 11 Times in 11 Posts
Keeps his nuts in a sack. Yes, as a matter of fact, I did just conjure up third grade material. If you were working with that material before that age -- you win.
Anatolia is offline  
Likes For Anatolia:
Old 05-19-21, 04:34 PM
  #16562  
ahsposo 
Rock Hard Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Outside the Box
Posts: 7,136

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 27 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5340 Post(s)
Liked 2,543 Times in 1,513 Posts
Firmly believes there is a secret group of powerful people who are carefully crafting conspiracy theories.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 05-19-21, 05:28 PM
  #16563  
skijor
on by
 
skijor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 950

Bikes: Waterford RS-33, Salsa Vaya, Bacchetta Giro 20 ATT

Mentioned: 13 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 848 Post(s)
Liked 483 Times in 299 Posts
Can't keep a Sucret.
skijor is offline  
Likes For skijor:
Old 05-19-21, 06:15 PM
  #16564  
J.Higgins 
Mentally Derailleured
 
J.Higgins's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 2,353

Bikes: Bilenky Tourlite, Surly Ogre

Mentioned: 18 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1224 Post(s)
Liked 519 Times in 357 Posts
Used to lie about attending Woodstock with no pants on, but now only lies about attending Itching Man with no pants.
__________________
Remember, its just a beer commercial. That kind of happiness may not be obtainable.
J.Higgins is offline  
Old 05-19-21, 06:29 PM
  #16565  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,731

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21311 Post(s)
Liked 4,215 Times in 3,082 Posts
.
...recently discovered that if you are tripping balls, the geographic location and original stated purpose of your festival gathering, makes little difference.
3alarmer is offline  
Likes For 3alarmer:
Old 05-19-21, 10:15 PM
  #16566  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
learned from tripping balls that itching balls become burning balls in the morning.

(you might relate if you've ever tripped...lol)
thook is offline  
Likes For thook:
Old 05-20-21, 09:48 AM
  #16567  
ahsposo 
Rock Hard Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Outside the Box
Posts: 7,136

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 27 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5340 Post(s)
Liked 2,543 Times in 1,513 Posts
Has earned the title "The Ford of the Lies".
ahsposo is offline  
Old 05-20-21, 10:21 AM
  #16568  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,731

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21311 Post(s)
Liked 4,215 Times in 3,082 Posts
...
...coming out of the low rider tradition, his lies are all built on the Chevy Impala.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 05-20-21, 09:09 PM
  #16569  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
Originally Posted by ahsposo View Post
Has earned the title "The Ford of the Lies".
ha!

he's the dodge of the lies; dodg-e, that is
thook is offline  
Old 05-20-21, 09:20 PM
  #16570  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
Originally Posted by 3alarmer View Post
...
...coming out of the low rider tradition, his lies are all built on the Chevy Impala.
his lies are all built on mopar. no one believes in them, anymore
thook is offline  
Old 05-21-21, 12:41 AM
  #16571  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,731

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21311 Post(s)
Liked 4,215 Times in 3,082 Posts
.
...in his imagination, he's a blown 383 V8 with a Hurst 4 among liars. In reality, he lies like a slant six with automatic....a modest but solid runner with no shifting.
3alarmer is offline  
Old 05-21-21, 04:35 AM
  #16572  
ahsposo 
Rock Hard Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Outside the Box
Posts: 7,136

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 27 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5340 Post(s)
Liked 2,543 Times in 1,513 Posts
Is the Hindenburg Zeppelin of Lies; a large gas bag that self destructs.

"The mendacity! Oh, the mendacity..."
ahsposo is offline  
Old 05-21-21, 02:49 PM
  #16573  
thook
(rhymes with spook)
 
thook's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Winslow, AR
Posts: 2,084

Bikes: '83 univega gran turismo x2, '85 schwinn super le tour,'89 miyata triple cross, '91 GT tequesta, '90 yokota grizzly peak, '94 GT backwoods, '95'ish scott tampico, '98 bonty privateer, '93 mongoose crossway 625, '98 parkpre ariel, 2k'ish giant fcr3

Mentioned: 16 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 598 Post(s)
Liked 402 Times in 301 Posts
has his own youtube series "lie of the concords". he can't sing, though, so he just tells lies about other members of bikeforums. he gets more dislikes than any other channel
thook is offline  
Old 05-21-21, 03:48 PM
  #16574  
ahsposo 
Rock Hard Member
Thread Starter
 
ahsposo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Outside the Box
Posts: 7,136

Bikes: A Home Built All Rounder, Bianchi 928, Specialized Langster, Dahon Folder

Mentioned: 27 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 5340 Post(s)
Liked 2,543 Times in 1,513 Posts
Wasn't too pleased to learn he was known as The Ford of the Lies because of all the unpleasant acronyms that FoRD stands for; i.e. Fix or Repair Daily, Found on Road Dead and that Classic from the early days Fudged on Raw Deal.
ahsposo is offline  
Old 05-21-21, 06:38 PM
  #16575  
3alarmer
Friendship is Magic
 
3alarmer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: The Big Tomato
Posts: 19,731

Bikes: old ones

Mentioned: 280 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 21311 Post(s)
Liked 4,215 Times in 3,082 Posts
.
...knows his ass from his elbow.
3alarmer is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright 2021 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.