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Goofy Glasses: Look like a **** but get down long and low with no Neck Pain

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Old 07-24-14, 11:31 AM
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I actually had the same problem, because I ride in the drops all the time.
The Rudy Ekynox has these little adjustable nose grips that allow you to rest the sunglasses higher up on the nose by slightly pinching together the two little grips thus raising the glasses higher on your face, so you're not looking over the lens.
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Maybe try getting a pro fit which might put you in a position where you might not even need the glasses?
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Originally Posted by Elvo
Maybe try getting a pro fit which might put you in a position where you might not even need the glasses?
But this bike fits him well, or so he claims.
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Originally Posted by Nachoman
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I actually had the same problem, because I ride in the drops all the time.
The Rudy Ekynox has these little adjustable nose grips that allow you to rest the sunglasses higher up on the nose by slightly pinching together the two little grips thus raising the glasses higher on your face, so you're not looking over the lens.
Is this Nachoman's way of saying he does not approve of goofy glasses?
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Old 07-24-14, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by woodcraft
fixed the link in my post above
Belay Glasses for Rock Climbing | Belay Specs
I actually have a pair of these.
Awesome. And the prism shape should at least be better aerodynamics than just mirrors sticking out.
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Old 07-24-14, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by timmy29er
Is this Nachoman's way of saying he does not approve of goofy glasses?
I guess I should have added, to make it totally clear, that I absolutely do not approve!
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aren't these: View-Speed Cyclops Glasses

and these: Pyramex Intruder Safety Glasses with Indoor-Outdoor Lens

the same? Erm, $270 diff? And the pyramex offer bifocals.
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Old 07-24-14, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by vfrjo
aren't these: View-Speed Cyclops Glasses

and these: Pyramex Intruder Safety Glasses with Indoor-Outdoor Lens

the same? Erm, $270 diff? And the pyramex offer bifocals.
Not getting Shermer's Neck is a big selling point, considering it's only a problem in ultra-endurance races after many hundreds of miles...
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Old 07-24-14, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxYacht
timtak, I see they make blingy gold ones now.

Nice.

My ride positions, with Goofy specs and middle aged latex.






I do bend my elbows more than the above on the hoods, and a bit less on the drops which are quite comfortable with straight arms supporting my weight, but less aerodynamic (I read) than bent elbows on the hoods. Either way I am nearly horizontal, like the Cobb video above, which also seems to recommend a similar, time trial esque, saddle to handlebar drop. Cavendish is not on a time trial, and he needs some of my specs. I may write to him.

So, to rephrase the words of an lBS mechanic, for about 150 USD of after-parts you can lance your carbon road bike into something better than than a Cervelo P5. Better because P5 handlebars are not made for traffic.

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Shaving your eyebrows cost $0 and might even make one more aero
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Originally Posted by timtak
Cavendish is not on a time trial, and he needs some of my specs. I may write to him.
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It's hard to picture what your pedal stroke would be like,
since your legs look pretty much extended with the cranks horizontal.
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I like the idea of prisms on safety specs but I can't see those safety specs with prescription lenses.
One can get a prism from the PRC from about 5USD
Shop prism online - Buy prism for unbeatable low prices on AliExpress.com
but perhaps Neal deserves the $270 for the idea.
My goofy glasses are not patent. Anyone is allowed and encouraged to copy them and make their own pair :-) If they post a photo.

> It's hard to picture what your pedal stroke would be like, since your legs look pretty much extended with the cranks horizontal.
If I had a roller or trainer I would be pleased to make a mamil video.

I tweeted to Mark Cavendish.
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Originally Posted by vfrjo
aren't these: View-Speed Cyclops Glasses

and these: Pyramex Intruder Safety Glasses with Indoor-Outdoor Lens

the same? Erm, $270 diff? And the pyramex offer bifocals.
If that actually works well, wouldn't it be possible to duplicate it with (flat) Fresnel prisms? Any optical scientists here?
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Originally Posted by timtak
Nice.

My ride positions, with Goofy specs and middle aged latex.






I do bend my elbows more than the above on the hoods, and a bit less on the drops which are quite comfortable with straight arms supporting my weight, but less aerodynamic (I read) than bent elbows on the hoods. Either way I am nearly horizontal, like the Cobb video above, which also seems to recommend a similar, time trial esque, saddle to handlebar drop. Cavendish is not on a time trial, and he needs some of my specs. I may write to him.

So, to rephrase the words of an lBS mechanic, for about 150 USD of after-parts you can lance your carbon road bike into something better than than a Cervelo P5. Better because P5 handlebars are not made for traffic.
Dude. Aero is not about just saddle to bar drop. You are in possibly the worst aero position possible in each of those positions for a "flat" back. You keep focusing on this one aspect when it isn't actually the important. Your pedestrian Strava times bear this out.
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Brilliant idea. But surprisingly, someone has already patented it.



But I can find no mention of a product.

And alas my white framed goofy glasses have already parted company with one lens. They are in for repair. I need to find a pair of strong plastic reading glasses to adapt. Suggestions gratefully recieved.

The Neon Warrior (blog) is flattering. The Borg are interesting. But who hsas been assimilated? "You will be assimilated" You wil have a pro bike fit!
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Whatever aerodynamic gains you may have gotten from that set up are negated by wearing a jersey that's four sizes too large.
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Originally Posted by CharlyAlfaRomeo
Whatever aerodynamic gains you may have gotten from that set up are negated by wearing a jersey that's four sizes too large.
But he said it's latex, so it must be form-fitting and stretchy.
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Brilliant idea. But surprisingly, someone has already patented it.



But I can find no mention of a product. ...
I'd guess that it is unworkable in practice. It needs to handle 45 or up to 90 degrees to be useful. For a Fresnel prism to handle that it would need big slices. I question whether it would have image distortion, attenuation, chromatic aberration and possibly multiple images. Like I said I'm no optical scientist, but unfortunately I don't think that just buying some stick-on Fresnel prisms and trial and error would work.

You might find a regular prism though that would work or even a double mirror, to fit some oversized plastic reading glasses.
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So did Cav get back to you, or what?
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Originally Posted by redlude97
Dude. Aero is not about just saddle to bar drop. You are in possibly the worst aero position possible in each of those positions for a "flat" back. You keep focusing on this one aspect when it isn't actually the important. Your pedestrian Strava times bear this out.
I am not sure of the advice you are giving me here but perhaps you want to share your riding position, or Strava times? I bet they are really fast.

> Aero is not about just saddle to bar drop.
Hear hear. I also recommend moving ones saddle forward of UCI rules, and getting a pointy front end through the use of narrow bars (mine are 38cm) and Cinelli Spinaci type aero bars. Bending ones elbows is good too, as is shaving ones legs, but shaving ones beard is not. For saddle to bar drop I was inspired by John Cobb as mentioned above - please see and hear "this would be a pretty normal all day long position" (I was surprised, then tried it, and agreed) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz-V...utu.be&t=5m39s


> So did Cav get back to you, or what?
:-) Alas not but I guess that this herebelow might be the place to petition his sponsor, Oakley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_yfrC_0m6U
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