"Two men walk into a b̶i̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ CYCLIST BAR..."
12-05-20, 12:39 PM
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"Two men walk into a b̶i̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶r̶ CYCLIST BAR..."
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12-05-20, 12:49 PM
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Sons of Shimano - one of the most ruthless and brutal gangs out there. Stay away from those guys.
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12-05-20, 01:40 PM
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Dang "oil burners!" 
12-05-20, 02:27 PM
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Unlike 99% of the videos to get posted here, that was totally worth watching.
12-05-20, 02:33 PM
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12-05-20, 03:21 PM
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An oldie but goodie. NSFW!
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12-05-20, 04:47 PM
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I remember my ex mother-in-law telling me that The Simpsons was a terrible show -- stupid, not funny, etc. I asked her "how many times have you watched it?"
Her reply was, "Oh, I've never seen it. I wouldn't watch something so stupid."
Her reply was, "Oh, I've never seen it. I wouldn't watch something so stupid."
12-05-20, 05:21 PM
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12-05-20, 08:14 PM
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Fortunately, I haven't had to deal with the ex-mother in law in about 18 years.
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"& ummm it'sa good way to stay in shape"
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12-05-20, 10:54 PM
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"Are you pedestrians or vehicles? Make a choice!"
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12-06-20, 01:20 AM
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Lots of visual gags in the Simpsons bit, wish the video were higher res.
- Every chair has a bottle cage on the side
- The bar seats are saddles
- Multiple cyclists have GoPros attached to their helmets
- A bit more obvious, but the bars going through helmets hung on the walls to look like devil skulls were a nice touch
- Also hanging on the wall are two floor pumps crossed in an X
- The pole that they crash into at the end has a Share the Road sign
- I didn't see any disc brake bikes
12-06-20, 05:40 AM
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That was great! Was that bar in Shelbyville?
12-07-20, 09:52 AM
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How wrong you are on many levels. Im 82 and my mother passed away 50 years ago. How about YOU saying something nice???
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I kept thinking "decent call outs to cyclist slang, but why are they calling them 'oil burners' instead of 'cagers'?"
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