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Old 07-02-20, 09:05 AM
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..."Loose" Lucy was his girlfriend for three years in college.
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A stranger in the alley turned out all his lights.
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...his yard light is an eternal flame powered by natural methane.
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Old 07-03-20, 04:49 AM
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His startup, Ecogasms, is developing and marketing a line of solar powered sextoys...
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Is still in physical rehab after his wife hacked the memory bank of his AI sex doll.
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His AI sex doll likes it when he talks bad code to it.
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Plugging in a jump drive gives him a thrill like no other.
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Prefers the USB C plugs due to their flexibility with orientations.
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...self identifies as a computer cable. He's tired of all the hate that gets thrown his way because of this unique orientation.
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Old 07-03-20, 08:14 PM
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Banned from PornHub for lying about his age. He violated their 99 year old maximum limit...
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Regularly touts Westworld as his hallmark tutorial guide to his expertise in computer and robotic repair on all of his IT resumes'
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...his life story plays like a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie script.
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Old 07-04-20, 05:21 AM
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Has a regular gig with Hallmark Hall of Fame directors playing The Creepy Uncle...
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Wishes he could trade up to living in a van down by the river.
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Constantly praises the LBS for their donation of cardboard bike shipping boxes, and aiding in his finishing the family room addition to his van down by the river.
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Old 07-04-20, 07:25 AM
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Envies the wealthier people who can afford a van, down by the river.
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Will be moving to a different bus shelter for a change of scenery.
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Is sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.
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Shows his age by quoting Jethro Tull lyrics.
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Shows his age by knowing Jethro Tull lyrics.
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...plays the flute. He has ever since high school, where he learned the instrument one summer at band camp.
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Won't see any sky rockets in flight tonight.
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Remembers lyrics to songs by a band the rest of us couldn't remember, even if our lives depended on it.
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...his recent self published collection of poetry, Lyrical Lies for the Post Truth Age, is a runaway best seller.
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Prefers free form lies to the structured forms.
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