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Old 05-15-07, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by baj32161
Are there any 15mph pacelines about?
Yes...somewhere in front of me....
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Old 05-15-07, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by rog
What are you, trying to get him banned again?

...getting banned is a function of botto...
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"... - When it's your turn to pull off the front, flick your elbow and move smoothly to the side. Nothing abrupt...

There's no need to flick elbows in a normal paceline, especially in a non-race. The fact that you pull over, should be enough to let the next rider know to pull through. I consider the elbow flick appropriate when you have someone reluctant to pull through, such as a wheel sucker in a break.
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Old 05-16-07, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by botto
FA?

Correct
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Old 05-16-07, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by botto
it's time for a refresher course on group rides. bump.
So I see this thread up and recall the last time it floated to the top...went back and saw that it was almost a year old (awwwww...) and then flipped back a couple of pages to see who resurrected it...

I shoulda known....

Were you really that bored??



This stuff is hilarious.
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Old 06-09-07, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by botto
correct.
You had to bring it back didn't you. tsk, tsk, tsk....
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Originally Posted by Psimet2001
You had to bring it back didn't you. tsk, tsk, tsk....
would you rather read threads about how campy is a trophy wife, and shimano is a 'tramp'?
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Originally Posted by botto
would you rather read threads about how campy is a trophy wife, and shimano is a 'tramp'?
Haven't seen that one yet, but I'll go ahead and say "no." Point taken.

...now....I need to go find someone to yell at, or at least pull on their jersey...
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Originally Posted by Psimet2001
Haven't seen that one yet, but I'll go ahead and say "no." Point taken.

...now....I need to go find someone to yell at, or at least pull on their jersey...
may i suggest a former phish loving retired nude model, who happens to like his beer, books, and blogs?
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Originally Posted by Homebrew01
"... - When it's your turn to pull off the front, flick your elbow and move smoothly to the side. Nothing abrupt...

There's no need to flick elbows in a normal paceline, especially in a non-race. The fact that you pull over, should be enough to let the next rider know to pull through. I consider the elbow flick appropriate when you have someone reluctant to pull through, such as a wheel sucker in a break.
Agreed. Works better in race conditions when you're in the middle of the road.
I've seen the elbow flick smack the guy alongside, or catch the odd tree branch wandering into the road
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Originally Posted by botto
may i suggest a former phish loving retired nude model, who happens to like his beer, books, and blogs?
Chipcom?
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(cue music):

"Hey hey we're The Fast Guys
People say we're Elitest Clowns
but we're too busy trainin'
to put anybody down…"

…now children, play nice!



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Old 06-15-07, 06:41 AM
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You can't just bump it every week.
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Old 06-15-07, 06:43 AM
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This thread, gets funnier the older it gets, it never gets old...


'We're going to yell at you"





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It *is* a very amusing thread.

Bottom line: There's a lot of inherent danger in riding six inches off of someone's wheel at 30 MPH. Don't expect to be coddled if you're doing something wrong.
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Originally Posted by Homebrew01
"... - When it's your turn to pull off the front, flick your elbow and move smoothly to the side. Nothing abrupt...

There's no need to flick elbows in a normal paceline, especially in a non-race. The fact that you pull over, should be enough to let the next rider know to pull through. I consider the elbow flick appropriate when you have someone reluctant to pull through, such as a wheel sucker in a break.

Eh, I'll disagree. (But quietly; no yelling.)

If the rider in front moves to the left with no elbow flick, no "pull-through" hand motion, no verbal announcement, etc. then the dutiful paceline should follow him to the left...because there's a good chance he's moving left to avoid an obstacle.
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It's like seeing an old friend after a not so long separation....I think I'll yell at some people this weekend, or at least pull them out of my line by their jersey. life is too short not to enjoy it.
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A couple of weeks ago, the group ride was working a decent pace up the MUP when an inline skater appeared on the radar. He was doing the usual pedestrian weaving all over the place so as we approached, one of the riders up front yelled "ON YOUR LEFT". I think the guy crapped his pants before diving to the right to get out of the way; he had no idea $5000 worth of spandex on $50,000 worth of bicycles was barreling down on him.

That made my day.
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Old 08-23-07, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by botto
it's time.
for?
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Old 08-23-07, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by kingofchimps
and we care becaaaaaaause?

try educating the people *you actually ride with* instead of whining like an elitist ******
+1
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Old 08-23-07, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by bbattle
$5000 worth of spandex on $50,000 worth of bicycles was barreling down on him.
That may be the least intimidating thing I could imagine being threatened by... on no level is it an inherently scary concept.
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Old 08-23-07, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
Yup. Same old BF. I should start a BD thread...
I was thinkin about a poll on underwear use. Or possibly a race report. That would be refreshing! Hard to think up new things to write about when im so distracted by my own awsome guads.
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Old 08-23-07, 09:36 AM
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Is this so hard?

https://www.tarwheels.org/pacelinev92.pdf
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Old 08-23-07, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Cromulent
for?
the return of this **tchin' thread!
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Originally Posted by CyLowe97
the return of this **tchin' thread!
Sweet.
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