I was attacked and beaten mercifully on the MUP...
08-19-08, 11:25 AM
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I was attacked and beaten mercifully on the MUP...
..by a group of 2nd and 3rd graders. They jumped me and hit me with Pastrami sandwiches Bruising and battering me shouting mean things like "give us you're lunch money" and "you're a peckerhead"!
Needless to say I didn't fight back because their girlfriends might have jumped in.
When it was over I called the yard duty teacher over and she said I probably deserved it.
I was completely humiliated. I may never go outside again.
Darn ruffians.
Needless to say I didn't fight back because their girlfriends might have jumped in.
When it was over I called the yard duty teacher over and she said I probably deserved it.
I was completely humiliated. I may never go outside again.
Darn ruffians.
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08-19-08, 12:07 PM
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08-19-08, 01:00 PM
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25 for me. Too bad my class sizes are usually 30-40 and 7th/8th graders fight harder!
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one time i was riding on the MUP and a gang of prison escapees jumped me. luckily i had my ak-47 and machine gunned them all to death. i then did bunny hops over their bodies until i got bored and went home.
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Is that frame-mountable? Because I'm going to please the BF crowd and pack heat when I ride.
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35,, guess having no remorse about using a 5 year old as a weapon helped.
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