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Old 01-20-23, 08:05 AM
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What dads want.

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“Cup shoes”? Never heard them called that. — Dan


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Originally Posted by _ForceD_ View Post
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“Cup shoes”? Never heard them called than. — Dan

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I believe that it reads "CLIP SHOES" and not "CUP SHOES".
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Originally Posted by cb400bill View Post
I believe that it reads "CLIP SHOES" and not "CUP SHOES".

You are correct. I should have zoomed in more. Disregard.

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You really FLICKED that one up.
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the message being ... don't buy your Dad a bike!
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Old 01-20-23, 11:48 AM
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What, cup shoes are a thing. They're made of sturdy plastic, and have strings, so your hands can stay busy too, while you wear them. 😁 I imagine riding a bicycle with them on might be a bit complicated. 🤔😁😉
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Originally Posted by _ForceD_ View Post
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“Cup shoes”? Never heard them called than. — Dan


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Oh, come on. That is totally unrealistic.









One bike? Really?
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The “OTHER THINGIES” pile is way too small…..
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Everything's accurate except the spandex and clip shoes.

But they missed the
Cameras
Lights
Reflectors
Loud horn
GPS
Rack and Bags
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They also missed clipless pedals for the clip shoes (cup shoes?), a teenie-tiny seat bag for extra tube, CO2 cartridges and tire levers that dad has no clue how to use, and sexy wrap-around aerodynamic sunglasses, cell phone for calling home for a pick-up when he gets a flat or a mechanical issue, nutritional gels, banana,
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That’s LOL funny.

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Originally Posted by _ForceD_ View Post
.“Cup shoes”? Never heard them called that.
Over the years my lovely wife has called them ballet slippers or tap shoes.
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No mention of N+1? I call BS.
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Originally Posted by cyccommute View Post
Oh, come on. That is totally unrealistic.

One bike? Really?
And I've never wanted a bell.
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“Cup shoes”?
Many years ago, I was at a pizza place, meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Looking at the menu toppings, I asked the table, "harn? What's harn?"

<facepalm>
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My eyes are going to hell too.
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Originally Posted by smontanaro View Post
Over the years my lovely wife has called them ballet slippers or tap shoes.
I always referred to them as reverse action tap shoes.
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Originally Posted by SurferRosa View Post
Many years ago, I was at a pizza place, meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Looking at the menu toppings, I asked the table, "harn? What's harn?"

<facepalm>
And why would I want black dives on my pizza anyway.
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Originally Posted by cyccommute View Post
Oh, come on. That is totally unrealistic.

One bike? Really?
To be fair, ya gotta start somewhere...
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They left out a bunch of stuff.
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For the cartoon guy, unless it's a fixie, better sign him up for brakes.
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This dad is lucky, very lucky. Not only is one of his kids a physical therapist, but both of them are cyclists with lots of shop experience! Christmas trees have been known to sprout accessories, parts, tools, hell even a complete bike once!
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Originally Posted by skidder View Post
They also missed clipless pedals for the clip shoes (cup shoes?), a teenie-tiny seat bag for extra tube, CO2 cartridges and tire levers that dad has no clue how to use, and sexy wrap-around aerodynamic sunglasses, cell phone for calling home for a pick-up when he gets a flat or a mechanical issue, nutritional gels, banana,
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Old 02-11-23, 08:17 PM
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The thread title keeps giving this dad dirty thoughts.
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And I always thought dads wanted more “romantic encounters”. Boy do I feel foolish.
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