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The official *all new* Jackass thread (keep it fun)

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Old 01-10-12, 04:13 PM
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imagine ripping sw8 skids on that
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Old 01-10-12, 04:19 PM
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i thinks that's all you can do on it.....
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Old 01-10-12, 06:51 PM
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Old 01-10-12, 07:11 PM
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Burd is awesome.
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Old 01-10-12, 07:16 PM
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Agreed, but the video is still jackass.
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Old 01-10-12, 07:28 PM
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Yeah, that video sucks.
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Old 01-10-12, 08:04 PM
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Sick Choma-key brah!
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Old 01-10-12, 11:27 PM
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its like flatland bmx except boring as ****.
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Old 01-12-12, 11:38 PM
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The last skid..
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Old 01-12-12, 11:55 PM
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and the first and second.........

and no foot retention....
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Old 01-13-12, 01:11 AM
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Wtf is a midskid?
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That video... wow...
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Old 01-13-12, 02:02 AM
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was trying to see how loud rollers were on youtube, stumbled upon this.

maybe I'm missing something though?
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Old 01-13-12, 02:07 AM
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that dudes bikes are lulz worthy. this is his current bike.



he runs 54/15.
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Old 01-13-12, 02:11 AM
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locked arms and riding on the tips of his toes! I know he likes seatposts and all but man he should consider lowering them
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Old 01-13-12, 02:36 AM
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the video, skid number was that a girl ?

and NEVER EVER stick your fingers into a spinning wheel. I have had my index finger reattached because of that. Just save yourself the hassle.
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Old 01-13-12, 02:38 AM
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Man that's a ton of seat post...
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Old 01-13-12, 02:51 AM
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locked arms and riding on the tips of his toes! I know he likes seatposts and all but man he should consider lowering them
It's ok, he doesn't ride enough to even begin feeling the discomfort. That or his gouch is perpetually numb and he has no knee caps.
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Old 01-13-12, 02:57 AM
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where are these guys finding these expensive rims, I cant even find the steel frame I want to go on a cheap pair of rims.
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Old 01-13-12, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by hairnet
It's ok, he doesn't ride enough to even begin feeling the discomfort. That or his gouch is perpetually numb and he has no knee caps.
on the video link he says he does 200m/week
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Old 01-13-12, 03:25 AM
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Must be meters. LOL.

But seriously, there's no way his little tiny legs do 200 miles a week.
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Old 01-13-12, 10:03 AM
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there's no way anybody is doing 200 miles a week on that rig.

EDIT: and I thought my saddle to bar drop was bad
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Old 01-13-12, 12:01 PM
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tippy toe riding is the new fad in bike fit
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Old 01-13-12, 12:11 PM
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on the video link he says he does 200m/week
I guess he will never have children!
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Old 01-13-12, 01:01 PM
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poor gouch..... thats literally like a two foot saddle to bar drop.....
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