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Old 12-28-11, 05:29 PM
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Jens Voigt is the Chuck Norris of cycling.

Jens Voigt
https://www.jensvoigtfacts.com/

"The sun wears shades when Jen Voigt comes outside."

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The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Jens Voigt has been riding on the other side in which case it's white with the salty, dried tears of all the riders whose souls he has crushed.
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Jens Voigt won the Tour of Luxeumbourg by simply placing the country in his jersey pocket.
Even though this is a repost thread, this is my favorite.
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Chuck Norris has a poster of Jens on his bedroom ceiling.
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Chuck Norris calls Jens when he needs to have somebody's butt kicked.
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