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Jackass BFSSFG poseur tarck bicyclist of the day

Old 01-20-10, 09:52 PM
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Dear lord, what the hell
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Old 01-20-10, 09:54 PM
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shhhiiittt bbbattle. just blew mi mind
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Old 01-20-10, 10:01 PM
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good work, bbattle. good work.
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Old 01-21-10, 05:11 AM
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Old 01-21-10, 09:01 AM
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bbattle has got a secret stash of pics.

Those were awesome.
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Old 01-21-10, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by happypills
The logos look photoshopped messally.....
crap, I forgot to add "Fashion Collab has officially gone too far".




2 minutes in gimp
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Old 01-21-10, 01:36 PM
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So, the guy in the FATTY shirt with the leader looks like Urijah Faber to me. Anyone else?
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Old 01-21-10, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by prind0
So, the guy in the FATTY shirt with the leader looks like Urijah Faber to me. Anyone else?
This guy?

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Old 01-21-10, 08:20 PM
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This is my kind of bike
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Old 01-21-10, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by bbattle
This guy?

wow,who else wants to get dry humped by her?
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Old 01-21-10, 10:32 PM
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I guess this is my pick for most jackassy, what an awesome barrage of crap!!!
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Old 01-25-10, 12:20 PM
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Not exactly bombproof...

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Old 01-25-10, 12:34 PM
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Are those seat-stays swords? That's so cool! And the pedals look like hand-grenades! That bike is so bad-ass!
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Old 01-25-10, 12:38 PM
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Uh, fail on all levels...
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Old 01-25-10, 12:41 PM
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hopefully the saddle won't be upgraded to this...

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Old 01-25-10, 12:59 PM
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somewhat related:
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Old 01-25-10, 02:16 PM
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https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/bik/1570067809.html
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Old 01-25-10, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by xsnakobx
Are those seat-stays swords? That's so cool! And the pedals look like hand-grenades! That bike is so bad-ass!
They're bayonets.
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Old 01-26-10, 01:33 AM
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Even better
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Old 01-26-10, 01:45 AM
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And the baby jesus wept... good god.
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Old 01-26-10, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver


And the baby jesus wept... good god.
at least he has a brake, and foot retention.
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Old 01-26-10, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by fuzz2050
at least he has a brake, and foot retention.
Yeah, but he'd have to be E.T. to reach that lever from those grips:


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Old 01-31-10, 09:13 PM
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"barspins forsuree"
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Old 01-31-10, 09:48 PM
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I actually think this is badass, just didn't know where else to post it.
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Old 01-31-10, 09:56 PM
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are those nitto bull horns?
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