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Old 05-12-18, 09:37 AM
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Shouldn't there be a bike humor thread?

For stuff like this:
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Old 05-12-18, 10:08 AM
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Old 05-12-18, 10:08 AM
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You just started a thread for bike humor.
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Old 05-12-18, 12:23 PM
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The "Single Speed & Fixed Gear" forum has the "MSPaint your mishaps" thread that was quite amusing:

https://www.bikeforums.net/singlespe...r-mishaps.html
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Old 05-12-18, 01:06 PM
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And Foo has jokes too.
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Old 05-12-18, 05:09 PM
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"Cycling Jokes" thread in this very forum.

https://www.bikeforums.net/general-c...ing-jokes.html
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Old 05-12-18, 06:17 PM
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I thought it was the 'wacky world of Craigslist' thread.
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Old 05-12-18, 06:19 PM
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Most Bike Forum members lack a sense of humor.
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Old 05-12-18, 06:48 PM
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What did the spandex clad cyclist say to the other while waiting at the red light?
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Old 05-12-18, 07:35 PM
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What did the spandex clad cyclist say to the other while waiting at the red light?
Nothing.

They were the wrong brand.
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Old 05-12-18, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmie65
Most Bike Forum members lack a sense of humor.
I fail to see the humor in your statement.
Ha!
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Old 05-13-18, 11:57 AM
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Two cyclists walk into a bar, not wearing spandex, or anything else. Claimed they were assaulted by a gang of little old ladies while a gang of little old men cheered them on.
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Old 05-13-18, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmie65
Most Bike Forum members lack a sense of humor.
Hey, nobody asked for the truth!
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Old 05-13-18, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmie65
Most Bike Forum members lack a sense of humor.
I fail to see the humor in this comment.

Oops, ninja'ed by JanMM.
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Old 05-13-18, 04:27 PM
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Read any chain lube and cleaning thread for some humor
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