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Old 03-01-21, 09:12 AM
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The ten commandments of sucking. And don't covet thy neighbor's bags.
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Old 03-01-21, 09:12 AM
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^^^If Congress wrote instruction manuals.
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Old 03-01-21, 05:13 PM
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That's perfect English compared to the datasheets I have to deal with sometimes.

When a technical person writes a technical manual in Cantonese, then hands that to a translator who is not technical and a sketchy grasp of the English language… phrases get butchered in all sorts of interesting and creative ways.
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Old 03-01-21, 07:24 PM
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Instructions for a handheld vacuum cleaner:

I see you and raise you one Goku. . . . .
dragonballtoy by John Mortensen, on Flickr
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Old 03-02-21, 07:24 AM
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Old 03-02-21, 08:35 AM
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That's fine for nice weather, but no good for reading the newspaper if it's raining
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Old 03-02-21, 01:23 PM
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Now I wonder what view it is facing.
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Old 03-02-21, 08:11 PM
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The toilet is facing the stairs going down. There should be an umbrella available.
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Old 03-02-21, 08:53 PM
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That's fine for nice weather, but no good for reading the newspaper if it's raining
Also not good for TP, which is why the bidet hose was such a thoughtful feature.
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Old 03-02-21, 09:08 PM
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Nothing says luxury living like spraying your butt clean with a cold water kitchen sprayer on an open roof toilet.
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Old 03-02-21, 11:31 PM
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Personally, I think this would look better on a car engine.


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Old 03-02-21, 11:45 PM
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An old style auto air filter + CPAP snorkel?
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Old 03-03-21, 05:10 AM
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I like the airplane hood ornament!
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Old 03-03-21, 06:02 AM
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^That thing does not have a hemi.

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Old 03-03-21, 09:03 AM
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Aww, I wanted to read those bicycling rules.
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Old 03-03-21, 09:56 AM
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they are probably recycling rules posted for the occupants of the (presumed) apartments in that unit.
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Old 03-03-21, 01:20 PM
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Personally, I think this would look better on a car engine.
I could use one of those - my glasses probably wouldn't get as steamed up when I walk indoors.
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Old 03-03-21, 01:22 PM
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they are probably recycling rules posted for the occupants of the (presumed) apartments in that unit.
Way to...

play along

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Old 03-05-21, 08:35 AM
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Old 03-05-21, 08:40 AM
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Believe me, there are way, way too many people that won't get that.
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Old 03-05-21, 09:55 AM
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Sparkplug filter? Better safe than sorry. Hey, audiophiles filter and condition their lektricity.
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I don't get it. That's a fuel line filter on a sparkplug cable, right? Is the lectric going through the fuel filter or something?
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Old 03-05-21, 05:10 PM
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Sparkplug filter? Better safe than sorry. Hey, audiophiles filter and condition their lektricity.
It's probably only good with leaded gas too, unleaded just won't have the conductivity that leaded gas has.

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