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Wow, am I ever ugly......

Old 06-06-22, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SpedFast View Post
PICTURES!!!! Not a single one of you had the nerve to post a pic?
Well I looked. I have been so successful at avoiding being photographed over the last 25 years that all ones I could find date from the time I was acceptable looking in cycling attire
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Old 06-11-22, 02:58 PM
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Since I cannot see my own bald spot, I am still a handsome devil!

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Old 06-11-22, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fredo76 View Post
Since I cannot see my own bald spot, I am still a handsome devil!

I wish my hair would thin or get a bald spot or anything, so I could have an excuse to buzz it all off.
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Old 06-11-22, 07:23 PM
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You don't need an excuse.
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Old 06-11-22, 07:55 PM
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You don't need an excuse.
I worry about people assuming it's a political statement.
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Old 06-11-22, 08:01 PM
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😄😄😄Awe come on now, any day you can get on a bike a ride is a good day. I got out of riding for a long, long time , because I hated the getting up at 4am to torture yourself and try and beat the other guy on the ride.
The look is subjective , im sure you dont look that bad on the bike ...🥸
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Old 06-15-22, 02:24 PM
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Trust me. I feel the pain. I look terrible on the bike. Everything from position to posture to facial expressions when things get hard. It's hard to look at.
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Old 06-16-22, 05:43 PM
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Do you shave your legs?

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Old 06-17-22, 08:07 AM
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I rode up Mt Mitchell after maybe only riding for 6 months. I was quite a bit larger than I am now. I had bought our company's sponsor team kit. It could have gone down as one of those worst ever kit designs. Let's just say lots of white and mesh. Either way at the top a very nice retired couple saw me and asked if I wanted a photo beside the mountain top elevation sign. I got the photo, but I hid myself out of shame behind the elevation sign so all you can see is my shoulders up.
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Old 06-17-22, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Bah Humbug View Post
I wish my hair would thin or get a bald spot or anything, so I could have an excuse to buzz it all off.
This is crazy. You would prefer tanned spots on your scalp which match your helmet vents!?
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Old 06-17-22, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SoSmellyAir View Post
This is crazy. You would prefer tanned spots on your scalp which match your helmet vents!?
For long rides I used summer balaclavas anyway. And after a massive crash I no longer ride. And there's sunblock. But yes, I definitely would like an excuse to buzz it all off.
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Old 06-17-22, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Bah Humbug View Post
And after a massive crash I no longer ride.
I am very sorry to hear this.
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