The Secret to Achieving Inner Peace
10-18-12, 03:55 PM
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The Secret to Achieving Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
This morning, I heard a doctor on TV say the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss..
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx
This morning, I heard a doctor on TV say the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss..
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx
10-18-12, 04:08 PM
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
This morning, I heard a doctor on TV say the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss..
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx
This morning, I heard a doctor on TV say the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished.
Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss..
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx
10-18-12, 04:56 PM
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Thanks so much. I going right now to find that 1/2 bottle of Bushmill's.
10-18-12, 07:31 PM
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The amazing thing is, he typed all that after all his "finishing up!" 
I'm amazed he could even find the keyboard!
I'm amazed he could even find the keyboard!
10-18-12, 10:53 PM
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Inspirational - I've got enough unfinished bottles to last a good many nights. Thanks for the Secret.
Now - what's the hangover cure to resolve the Inner Pieces?
Now - what's the hangover cure to resolve the Inner Pieces?
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10-18-12, 11:11 PM
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I just hope that Connell didn't try to finish the weekly goal on milage after he had finished that lot.
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Roland tole me that all he had to do was to finish all the projects that he had started and he'd live to be 150.
