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Old 01-17-22, 11:33 AM
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...for a clear violation of the ban club rules, he was once banned for talking about ban club.
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Old 01-17-22, 12:07 PM
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doesn't understand the rules of the game.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 01-17-22, 12:45 PM
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Makes the rules of the game but still has to cheat to win. However did scare the literal dookie out of thook so not all bad, however he had to dress up like a dog to eat it.
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Is the Tool Section.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
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Old 01-17-22, 07:01 PM
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...spent the entire day on Amazon, looking for a bigger hammer.
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Old 01-17-22, 07:26 PM
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Old 01-17-22, 08:12 PM
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Didn't carefully read his Windows 11 end user agreement and now he's Bill Gates' cabana boy.
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Old 01-17-22, 08:24 PM
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...did not snicker into his coffee mug when he typed "end user agreement".
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He will be joining me in a moment of silence for the loss of a fellow liar who fell on the foul side of Homey the Clown, he will also be helping me in giving thanks that the dear departed had not been given an "end users agreement" as a Folsom shower soap bar retriever.
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Old 01-17-22, 11:30 PM
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....like all great ideas, soap on a rope just came to him, one day out of the blue. It was based on careful observation and personal experience, gained during his own incarceration.
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Wrote his own autobiography of his prison life, and under the pen name Ben Dover.
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...what we sometimes call an accomplished jailhouse lawyer. Now that he's on work release, he has a very exciting job, drafting criminal defense appeals for Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
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Spends half his public radio show, Bike Twalk, giggling hoarsely at his own jokes even though he is a grown-*** man with a national audience.
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Is a groan man.
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His wife wishes he as a groin man, but has put it on her MIA list since their honeymoon. She still wishes that he stop singing "Walk like a man" in the shower, or at least not in his highest falsetto possible.
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Old 01-18-22, 11:36 AM
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...were it not for his amazing falsetto voice, his entire Tuesday night karaoke act at the Dew Droppe Inne would be impossible. Big Girls Don't Cry is an absolute show stopper.
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Old 01-18-22, 06:52 PM
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...he still remembers that cool thing that happened to him, one summer at banned camp.
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Old 01-18-22, 10:29 PM
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......that in his getting falling down drunk, and getting all the tube steaks he wanted in the camp directors tent.
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thinks that the admin will come on here again.
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Has created a revolution in TV Wrestling with her incredible show as she wrestles her demons, often two and three at a time, for the entertainment of the Masses.
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Doesnt' realize that the new TV censors now want all belly buttons to be covered.
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...getting his licks in now, before "belly button" gets added to the word censor and shows up as " ***** ****** ".
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Has tirelessly campaigned to have *****, *****-*** and ******* removed from the censored list...
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