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01-17-22, 11:33 AM
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...for a clear violation of the ban club rules, he was once banned for talking about ban club.
...for a clear violation of the ban club rules, he was once banned for talking about ban club.
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01-17-22, 12:07 PM
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doesn't understand the rules of the game.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
01-17-22, 12:45 PM
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Makes the rules of the game but still has to cheat to win. However did scare the literal dookie out of thook so not all bad, however he had to dress up like a dog to eat it.
01-17-22, 01:57 PM
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Is the Tool Section.
01-17-22, 05:36 PM
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Hates hanging out at Lowes
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Originally Posted by making
Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
01-17-22, 07:01 PM
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...spent the entire day on Amazon, looking for a bigger hammer.
...spent the entire day on Amazon, looking for a bigger hammer.
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01-17-22, 07:26 PM
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Spent the entire day writing Jeff Bezos erotic fan fiction.
01-17-22, 08:12 PM
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Didn't carefully read his Windows 11 end user agreement and now he's Bill Gates' cabana boy.
01-17-22, 08:24 PM
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...did not snicker into his coffee mug when he typed "end user agreement".
...did not snicker into his coffee mug when he typed "end user agreement".
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01-17-22, 09:33 PM
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He will be joining me in a moment of silence for the loss of a fellow liar who fell on the foul side of Homey the Clown, he will also be helping me in giving thanks that the dear departed had not been given an "end users agreement" as a Folsom shower soap bar retriever.
01-17-22, 11:30 PM
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....like all great ideas, soap on a rope just came to him, one day out of the blue. It was based on careful observation and personal experience, gained during his own incarceration.
....like all great ideas, soap on a rope just came to him, one day out of the blue. It was based on careful observation and personal experience, gained during his own incarceration.
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01-17-22, 11:52 PM
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...what we sometimes call an accomplished jailhouse lawyer. Now that he's on work release, he has a very exciting job, drafting criminal defense appeals for Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
...what we sometimes call an accomplished jailhouse lawyer. Now that he's on work release, he has a very exciting job, drafting criminal defense appeals for Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.
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Spends half his public radio show, Bike Twalk, giggling hoarsely at his own jokes even though he is a grown-*** man with a national audience.
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Is a groan man.
01-18-22, 08:43 AM
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His wife wishes he as a groin man, but has put it on her MIA list since their honeymoon. She still wishes that he stop singing "Walk like a man" in the shower, or at least not in his highest falsetto possible.
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...were it not for his amazing falsetto voice, his entire Tuesday night karaoke act at the Dew Droppe Inne would be impossible. Big Girls Don't Cry is an absolute show stopper.
...were it not for his amazing falsetto voice, his entire Tuesday night karaoke act at the Dew Droppe Inne would be impossible. Big Girls Don't Cry is an absolute show stopper.
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01-18-22, 06:52 PM
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...he still remembers that cool thing that happened to him, one summer at banned camp.
...he still remembers that cool thing that happened to him, one summer at banned camp.
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01-18-22, 10:29 PM
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......that in his getting falling down drunk, and getting all the tube steaks he wanted in the camp directors tent.
01-19-22, 01:35 AM
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thinks that the admin will come on here again.
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Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.
01-19-22, 08:21 AM
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Has created a revolution in TV Wrestling with her incredible show as she wrestles her demons, often two and three at a time, for the entertainment of the Masses.
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...getting his licks in now, before "belly button" gets added to the word censor and shows up as " ***** ****** ".
...getting his licks in now, before "belly button" gets added to the word censor and shows up as " ***** ****** ".
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01-19-22, 03:14 PM
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Has tirelessly campaigned to have *****, *****-*** and ******* removed from the censored list...
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