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07-13-19, 09:20 AM
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Is now barred from every KFC after another unfortunate accident with endogenous methane in NC.
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...his designs for a methane powered rocket to Uranus have set tongues wagging.
07-13-19, 05:07 PM
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On his way to a pharmacy to find out if they have some potion or lotion to relieve his itchy, painful asteroid.
07-13-19, 07:11 PM
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Has an asteroid belt.
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...the eldest child of Ken and Barbie, he grew up in a dream house and has no anus.
...the eldest child of Ken and Barbie, he grew up in a dream house and has no anus.
07-14-19, 12:42 AM
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His body parts have a 25% tariff on them.
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Has recently been mistaken for a Ziggy Stardust Barbie. Hipsters keep wanting to add him/it to their collection.
https://ultimateclassicrock.com/david-bowie-barbie/
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Used Ground Control’s Pooptastic Kid-No-More lawn treatment to halt a fast spreading infestation.
07-14-19, 01:29 PM
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Voted by his High School class as Most Likely to Spread Infestation.
07-14-19, 03:07 PM
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Wants more tail. Gets more donuts.
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07-14-19, 03:35 PM
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Thinks I have regrets.
EDIT: I have never been accused by a donut of assault.
EDIT: I have never been accused by a donut of assault.
07-14-19, 04:30 PM
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...his new food invention of the salted donut, made from pretzel dough, promises to be the next cronut. He plans to market it to the hypertensive senior demographic.
...his new food invention of the salted donut, made from pretzel dough, promises to be the next cronut. He plans to market it to the hypertensive senior demographic.
07-14-19, 04:41 PM
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Wants a piece of that market, because he knows a lot of hypertensive seniors he could sell to here.
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Dawned on him after a stoners binge that Sativa flour and CDB oil was a seniors triple whammy WhoaNut covering hunger, healthcare and highness.
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07-15-19, 03:13 AM
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Ordered some of that influencer bathwater to see if it might make him cool.
07-15-19, 09:14 AM
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...because he last bathed in 1971, he has significant influence on anyone in his immediate vicinity.
...because he last bathed in 1971, he has significant influence on anyone in his immediate vicinity.
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Outdid the $30 bathwater shysters by selling original dirt from Woodstock he's been wearing since then after finding Youtube videos on how to bathe.
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His 3.5JACK vanity plate is shunned by Apple fanbois.
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...until very recently, he thought that a 3.5 jack referred to the erectile dysfunction experienced after the third time.
...until very recently, he thought that a 3.5 jack referred to the erectile dysfunction experienced after the third time.
07-15-19, 02:51 PM
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Has been recycling our old lies and counting on our memories not being what they used to be to allow him to get away with it.
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Stuck a spork into @3alarmer to see if he was done...
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...famous for his creation of the line, "If you spork us, do we not bleed ?"
