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Old 04-21-14, 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by eschlwc View Post
takes everything literally. but you can't spell it out for him, 'cause he's illiterate.
...ever since he got the Cadillac stuck on the beach, he's been taking everything littoraly.
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Is haunted by the Ghost of Ewwchewielouie...
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His glass eye is actually a snow globe. Go ahead and shake him. You know you want to.
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Totally stole the snow globe idea from the series finale of St. Elsewhere.
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aka the Ypsi Pooper.
Serial Playground Pooper Remains on the Loose in Ypsilanti, Mich.
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Has a great idea for a new comic book series: Shatman vs. The Fecal Fiend.

Is taking a meeting with Marvel this afternoon and is hoping to do some business with them.
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Wonders why no one wanted to eat the fudge he brought for Easter.
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Old 04-21-14, 11:18 AM
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a few hours after breakfast he takes a drive to a playground in ypsilanti
and he has been labelled a cereal pooper
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Old 04-21-14, 01:30 PM
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Took the bait 'cause he really knows his poop.
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Has the diversity of bait: Live, dead, jail and queer. You could say he's the Master...
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Is a proud GMO, though without sex (always ripe and thank god he can't procreate)...he dreams of what coulda shoulda woulda been.
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Old 04-21-14, 10:48 PM
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his favourite type of animal is the gummi bear
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Old 04-22-14, 12:01 AM
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his favorite vomit is salmonella induced and his favorite belly laugh goes, "eh ha ah rah ah arfh."
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His family trucksters' vanity plates are SAM and ELLA, in memory of their first date.
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Thinks Listeria is a pretty name for a girl.
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Old 04-22-14, 11:39 AM
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Thinks her new boyfriend is a real fun guy.
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Old 04-22-14, 11:58 AM
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Was desperately trying to work in the joke 'There's a fungus among us'...
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Buys his clotrimazole cream by the pallet load.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2

Is titillated whenever he reads or hears the word "cream".
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stopped visiting canada when he saw **** milk in a grocery store

it was not dislike for ***** that made him angry though
quite the opposite

he was infuriated that the **** milk had to be singled out
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he is totally fine with bikeforums rejecting the health canada shorthand for
homogenized whole milk
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Prefers queer milk.
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Had one of those stomach viewing ports installed just to mess with TSA.
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to mess with tsa, he fakes tourettes.
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Is proud to support, and drink, milk of any orientation.
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