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Old 07-12-20, 10:08 AM
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...he has a publishing deal now for his new book, Lip Reading in the Age of Pandemic Masks. It's already at the printer, and the advance sales look promising.
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Old 07-12-20, 11:28 AM
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Is currently working in his secret lab to produce Covid21. He's going to be ahead of the curve when he gets sick.
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Using his basic possum power, he gets out of jury duty every time with a timely foaming-at-the-mouth routine.
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Old 07-12-20, 05:42 PM
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...he hates those meeces to pieces.

I had to process this one for a bit. I was born n 1970 and I've got some drug years but I knew I knew it. Fought off the urge to google it and it just came to me .I used to see the reruns when I was like in 2nd grade, good deep cut.
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...his two sisters are named Hanna and Barbera.
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Loves to singa, about the moona and the Junea and the springa.
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Old 07-12-20, 08:14 PM
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Drunkenly celebrated for nearly a year after he was the winning contestant on Queen for a Day.
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Is selling a combination tin foil helmet with a built in face mask/5g filter.
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...wishes he had been the first one to bring that product to market.
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Old 07-13-20, 04:49 AM
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Has bees living in his head...
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....does not wish he had a source for free honey.
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Is a source of free methane.
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His trusted news source?....Cow Patty
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Likes his van down by the river serving as a Farady cage, no tin foil helmet needed in there for him.
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Was born live on the Jerry Springer show.
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...taking a lesson from the historical example of Julius Caesar and the ides of March, he never lies on the 15th of any month.
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Both his physique and love of donuts have caused people to say he looks like Homer Simpson but with less hair for years.
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DNA testing confirmed his father's suspicions in his having Charles Montgomery Burn's eyes.
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Apu banned him from the Kwik-E-Mart for drinking directly from the Slurpee tap.
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Tries to get kids to buy him Slurpees.
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...he was not devastated when 7-11 cancelled free Slurpee day this year because of Covid 19.
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Trying to outdo the living in a free candy van down by the river by living in a free Slurpee van down by the river.
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...his new, environmentally friendly construction method for walls, stacking used Slurpee cups filled with fence post concrete, is now featured in Architectural Digest. They don't insulate very well, but who needs wall insulation in Chicago ?
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His home is made of water soluble foam, which worked great until the sprinklers turned on at the city park, and the park is located (you guessed it) down by the river.
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