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Old 08-02-21, 09:04 AM
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among the few home recorded films he starred in, he was know as "the endentured servant". serving all your toothless needs...
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Old 08-02-21, 03:53 PM
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Fronts the twitch metal band thook and the toothless needs.
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Old 08-02-21, 04:50 PM
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plays the flesh flute in the uninspired jazz band "bela feck and the feckless tones"
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Can shart any work from Paganini but Hanes cannot keep up producing underwear so they call him the Classical Commando (he specializes in brown ops)
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Old 08-02-21, 10:25 PM
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Is the frontal man for the Las Vegas act " Gladhand and the Goodbars", and is renowned for his climatic ending in his rendition of Sam and Dave's " Hold On, I'm Coming!".
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Old 08-03-21, 02:22 AM
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quite simply, he is the frontal man....in all his fullness.
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Old 08-03-21, 05:25 AM
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His favorite Star Wars action figures are the Toothless Needs characters from Star Wars: Return of the Death Star. He has all eight.
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Old 08-03-21, 07:51 AM
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Of the 8 Toothless Needs action characters, his favorite is the villain Dee Dee Ess, with her being the only character to have any teeth, and along her gapped signature Cheshire smile.
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Old 08-03-21, 04:14 PM
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Has some unusual pets; a naked mole rat colony, a pond stocked with trouser trout and, in a special cage in his room, a feral toothless need.
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his lies have gotten so impotent lately he's started taking the trendy new street drug...liagra. for a dime a tab, he's poppin' it like candy.
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Old 08-03-21, 07:56 PM
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...wears a suit and tie when he sits down here to compose his lies. He feels that if he is gonna be impotent, he needs to look impotent.
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Old 08-03-21, 09:13 PM
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Pops a Viagra and wears a gimp suit and uses the Starbucks wifi to post his lies, he also only orders just coffee grounds and Josh Groban CDs.
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Old 08-03-21, 09:55 PM
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polishes his teeth with coffee grounds so his stained smile matches his stained soul
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Old 08-04-21, 04:04 AM
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Used his ex-wife's love affair with coffee as grounds for divorce.
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Old 08-04-21, 10:54 AM
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His coffee maker stopped working so every morning he eats a pre-measured amount of coffee grinds and a No. 2 size coffee filter, then drinks a cup of boiling water.
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Old 08-04-21, 01:21 PM
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Knows that, in spite of my fierce yet exceedingly handsome visage, my superior physical gifts and red-blooded hyper masculinity, I am just a teddy bear on the inside.
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...he posed for the centerfold in the June, 2018 edition of "Bears", the magazine for admirers of hirsute, gay men.
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Old 08-04-21, 06:33 PM
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All of his magazine staples are strategically placed.
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he finds staples wonderfully fastenating

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Becoming the National Swingline Dancing champion was within his grasp, until his legs folded up on him at the last second.
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He believes you have his stapler and he won't put up with this anymore and will set the building on fire and he asks for no salt on his margaritas and there was salt on the rim, big grains of salt but it's ok he put strychnine in the guacamole
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Slept with Lumbergh.
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Ate a lamb-burger and thought it tasted b-a-a-a-a-a-d. Feels a little sheepish admitting it.
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There he goes again, ramming his puns at ewe.
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