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Old 08-18-22, 11:28 AM
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It's all in the under carriage. Just like the bottom brackets of vintage bikes... Butt Butter and Loose Balls Rule!
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Old 08-18-22, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Koyote View Post
It's called "chamois cream." You really can't figure out where it goes?
What, on his chamois?
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Old 08-18-22, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by bikehoco View Post
Why do people start new threads but don’t bother to type in a proper title?
How are the click baiters supposed to fish for clicks with a straightforward, on-message thread title?

Duh!
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Old 08-18-22, 02:01 PM
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On the parts that either rest on or rub on the saddle. Helps the pad in your shorts or bibs move with you, so that if somethings going to rub it'll be the bibs on the saddle, not the skin on the bibs. I used to use it only on long rides, but now I use a smaller amount on shorter rides and it's a big help. That, along with careful choice of well-fitting bibs I can ride for > 4 hours without chafing or hot spots.
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Old 08-18-22, 02:06 PM
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His feelings were hurt by post #10. Doubt he'll read any more.
Anyway, I use Assos cream. Pretty much says it all.
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Old 08-18-22, 02:15 PM
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Where is ChamoisDavisJr when you need him?
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Old 08-18-22, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by BCDrums View Post
Where is ChamoisDavisJr when you need him?
I love that song "The Chamois Man"
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Old 08-18-22, 03:58 PM
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At the risk of answering the question...

It doesn't take much. Start by applying a small dab anywhere you were "on fire" after the last ride.

And think about getting a better saddle.

FWIW, I go through an 8 oz. tube of the stuff in about a year, applying it for every ride longer than my 10-12 mile commute.
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Old 08-18-22, 04:27 PM
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Does Chamois use a chamois?


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Old 08-22-22, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Bald Paul View Post
His feelings were hurt by post #10. Doubt he'll read any more.
Anyway, I use Assos cream. Pretty much says it all.
Ironic that he should get so butt-hurt. He should have applied the Assos cream by post 6.
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Old 08-22-22, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Polaris OBark View Post
Ironic that he should get so butt-hurt. He should have applied the Assos cream by post 6.
Bingo.

These people saying that they only use chamois creme (note correct Assos spelling) for longer rides are just crazy, I only skip it when it's pretty cold outside. Otherwise it goes on for every ride. I ride 5-6 days per week, and I apply the stuff liberally...And a jar gets me through about two months. That's cheap.
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Old 08-22-22, 02:56 PM
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I've never used anything, butt I would not hesitate to if the need should arise.
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Old 08-23-22, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Koyote View Post
It's called "chamois cream." You really can't figure out where it goes?
So the "Monkey Butt" powder I've been using isn't meant for humans, but for pet Orangutans?
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Old 08-23-22, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by roadsnakes View Post
Give me the Skinny on Chamois Cream.

Without getting into Too graphic detail, where do you all spread this stuff?
I`m not asking which is the best cream, just where do you all apply it?
If you really need Chamois Cream, you'll know where to apply it.
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Old 08-23-22, 11:19 AM
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Don't worry about the put-downs... there are a few people on this forum who probably spend more time making fun of posts or insulting the OP than they spend on their bikes. Similar to most forums: ⅓ positive helpful people, ⅓ didn't quite understand the question, and ⅓ junior high school mean...as you may see from responses to this post :-)
As for me, I've never tried chamois cream, but I probably should. Sometimes the saddle makes me a little raw.
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Old 08-23-22, 09:55 PM
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roadsnakes Don't let the haters get you down. I thought this was a good question and I am sure others on the forum did too. I do not use chamois cream as I do not want to deal with the mess. Three or four years ago when I started getting bad saddle sores I started using body glide applied directly to the skin. That, combined with a strict regiment has pretty much reduced my exposure to saddle sores to zero. Body glide is my recommendation.
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