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Old 04-09-15, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by gmm213
Ill see your JA music video and raise you two.


NSFW on this second one

at least blocboy can ride
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Old 04-10-15, 06:17 AM
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I wish those videos would ****ing die.
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Old 04-11-15, 07:43 AM
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Saw this at the train station, not sure what to make of it
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Old 04-11-15, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by bjeffwoff

Saw this at the train station

Dyslexic derailleur!

Tired of riding in the same old gear? That H adjustment screw giving you fits? Try our new derailleur inverter...it's as easy as pushing a chain!
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Old 04-11-15, 08:58 AM
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Man, that thing is completely ass backwards
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Old 04-11-15, 09:22 PM
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Old 04-12-15, 11:01 AM
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From perusing FG forums around the world, I always thought Leader had about the highest proportion of JA builds of any brand. So in the spririt of Scrodzilla's apparent declaration of war on them and that Leader likely won't be keeping its favored status here...

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Old 04-12-15, 11:12 AM
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just google brotures and youll be satisfied for hours
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Old 04-12-15, 11:50 AM
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I don't even
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Originally Posted by bjeffwoff
I don't even
Econo fixie.
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Old 04-12-15, 12:19 PM
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that is jackass thread gold right there
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Old 04-12-15, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by IAmSam
From perusing FG forums around the world, I always thought Leader had about the highest proportion of JA builds of any brand. So in the spririt of Scrodzilla's apparent declaration of war on them and that Leader likely won't be keeping its favored status here...

There's something vaguely endearing about that bike. Can't dis coordinating some Cheetah stripes.

So now that the Fixie Foo paradigm has switched, how long before we see denizens and forum Lead- er, heads post their rigs on the Pure Fix Love thread?
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Old 04-12-15, 03:31 PM
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It's like a clown threw up.
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Originally Posted by radeln
it's like a clown threw up.
lmaoooooooooooooooo
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Old 04-13-15, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Scrodzilla
Oh god. That's just....Awful. In so many ways. It's like the duck-billed platypus of bikes.
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Old 04-13-15, 08:39 AM
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Hey now, let's leave the duck-billed platypus out of it! lol.

That bike reminds me of a lot of the crap I see in Phoenix.
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Old 04-13-15, 09:32 AM
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Old 04-13-15, 09:38 AM
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Is it just me or is that Leader frame above really small?
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Old 04-13-15, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by bjeffwoff
I don't even
I did this once in the winter. -10F day and my hub pawls froze and would not engage the wheel. Zip tied in a similar way to make it home. Not sure what this guy is doing...
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Old 04-13-15, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by SquidPuppet
now I want an all paisley frame
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wtf, I don't even...
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As a side note, I'm actually a huge fan of: All you haters, suck my balls

That **** is hilarious to me.
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Someone really needed to express an amazing sense of style.
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Originally Posted by john4789
I did this once in the winter. -10F day and my hub pawls froze and would not engage the wheel. Zip tied in a similar way to make it home. Not sure what this guy is doing...
Damn.. Well whatever works when you're desperate
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