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Old 07-04-22, 05:30 PM
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"Onesies"

Why all the onseies lately? (Vy all zee vunsies as of late?)

How does one go pee pee in a onesie? Maybe Depends?

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Originally Posted by gringomojado
Why all the onseies lately? (Vy all zee vunsies as of late?)

How does one go pee pee in a onesie? Maybe Depends?

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Well, that's why they're called onesies and not twosies..
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Do you mean speed suits?
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Love 'em. There's just no one to do all the snaps when my wife's not home.
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Originally Posted by znomit
Well, that's why they're called onesies and not twosies..
spanx for pointing that outsie.
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Originally Posted by gringomojado

How does one go pee pee in a onesie? Maybe Depends?

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Is OP talking about bibshorts or skinsuits?
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This kind of onesie?


My club has a onesie ride or two every year (generally around Halloween.) Mine is this Pac-Man themed one.
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Originally Posted by ThermionicScott
This kind of onesie?


My club has a onesie ride or two every year (generally around Halloween.) Mine is this Pac-Man themed one.
See, I knew that was still a reason for step-through frames.
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Originally Posted by gringomojado

How does one go pee pee in a onesie?

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No problem with a twelvesie.
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