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Found a bottle of vodka in a dumpster on a ride, you?

Old 07-06-22, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
It's not even a matter of adulteration. People reuse bottles and don't always bother to relabel them or take the label off when they do.

I've never seen anyone do a blindfold taste test between rubbing alcohol and quality vodka, but a person wouldn't need to have bad intent to reuse a fancy vodka bottle as their rubbing alcohol container, they might even find it funny as a private joke. Nowhere in that scenario would they have given thought to what might happen after it's been discarded. People rarely do.
Life is full of risks, id take my chances that the half full bottle of vodka hasn't been adulterated and isn't rubbing alcohol. Seems like OP did too
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Old 07-06-22, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Life is full of risks, id take my chances that the half full bottle of vodka hasn't been adulterated and isn't rubbing alcohol. Seems like OP did too
There's a chance you could survive a jump out of a plane at 30,000 feet without a parachute. I hear the trip down is quite scenic. Might be worth the risk.
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Old 07-06-22, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Life is full of risks, id take my chances that the half full bottle of vodka hasn't been adulterated and isn't rubbing alcohol. Seems like OP did too

Mazel tov. I really don't care what either of you do. You posted that there was no risk of it being adulterated which was clearly a dumb assertion.

As I recall, you're a self-identified alcoholic who's said that he's put vodka into his water bottle while he rides. Not to get ad hominem here, but you realize you're an admitted addict bragging about how far you'd go for a fix, right? Kinda think if I were OP, you'd be about the last person I'd want "defending" me.
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Old 07-06-22, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
Mazel tov. I really don't care what either of you do. You posted that there was no risk of it being adulterated which was clearly a dumb assertion.

As I recall, you're a self-identified alcoholic who's said that he's put vodka into his water bottle while he rides. Not to get ad hominem here, but you realize you're an admitted addict bragging about how far you'd go for a fix, right? Kinda think if I were OP, you'd be about the last person I'd want "defending" me.
im just saying that he's probably more likely to cut himself on glass trying to grab the vodka that hurt himself from adulterants. You would spit out iso if you put it in your mouth. Not bragging though, you do have a point
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Old 07-06-22, 10:31 AM
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im just saying that he's probably more likely to cut himself on glass trying to grab the vodka that hurt himself from adulterants. You would spit out iso if you put it in your mouth. Not bragging though, you do have a point
So the fact that some dude may have drunk from the open bottle--and all that entails--isn't disgusting to you?
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That bottle of vodka is pretty much useless, unless the dumpster also contained some Vermouth and green olives.
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Old 07-06-22, 10:39 AM
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So the fact that some dude may have drunk from the open bottle--and all that entails--isn't disgusting to you?
I mean it was already poison when it left the factory
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Originally Posted by Koyote View Post
That bottle of vodka is pretty much useless, unless the dumpster also contained some Vermouth and green olives.
A man can't really savor his martini without an olive, you know? Otherwise, you see, it just doesn't...quite...make it.
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For 5 bucks you can go to Total Wine and get a fifth of vodka. No risk is worth drinking out of a bottle found in a dumpster.

The whole idea is simply disgusting.
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Originally Posted by Darth Lefty View Post
I mean it was already poison when it left the factory
But, depending on how and where it was made, it could be a good poison.
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Old 07-06-22, 10:56 AM
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So the fact that some dude may have drunk from the open bottle--and all that entails--isn't disgusting to you?
Its vodka dude... people who drink vodka from a dumpster don't care about backwash; and they shouldn't, bacteria can't live in vodka. Ya OP is degenerate AF for drinking vodka out of a dumpster but whatever more power to him. Being like "the vodka could be contaminated" is completely ignoring the mindset of someone who would drink vodka out of the dumpster in the first place
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Its vodka dude... people who drink vodka from a dumpster don't care about backwash; and they shouldn't, bacteria can't live in vodka. Ya OP is degenerate AF for drinking vodka out of a dumpster but whatever more power to him. Being like "the vodka could be contaminated" is completely ignoring the mindset of someone who would drink vodka out of the dumpster in the first place
So...we should be supportive of alcoholism?
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Old 07-06-22, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Darth Lefty View Post
I mean it was already poison when it left the factory
Exactly.

That's the irony of this thread. The less Vodka in that bottle, the less likely it is to kill you.
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Old 07-06-22, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
im just saying that he's probably more likely to cut himself on glass trying to grab the vodka that hurt himself from adulterants. You would spit out iso if you put it in your mouth. Not bragging though, you do have a point

When I was a kid, oral thermometers were dipped in iso to sterilize them between uses, so I have actually tasted iso. I started drinking at a very young age and one of the first things I had was vodka and it basically tasted the same to me. Now admittedly, my palate was not exactly sophisticated, but I'm not sure you'd be able to tell the difference until after you swallowed it. Please don't try the experiment.

I don't know how you calculate probabilities, but that comparison sucks. Besides, I'm pretty sure you are more likely to cut yourself on a bottle you retrieve from a dumpster and haul on your bike than you are if you pick it up in more normal channels, so I don't see what you think you're proving with that comparison. As the pilot said, "yes, I know I'm more likely to get killed driving to and from the airport, but I have to do that too." The comparison is meaningless.

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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Its vodka dude... people who drink vodka from a dumpster don't care about backwash; and they shouldn't, bacteria can't live in vodka.
Wasn't really the bacteria I was concerned with. More like drinking some other dude's spit. But whatever floats your boat...
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Its vodka dude... people who drink vodka from a dumpster don't care about backwash; and they shouldn't, bacteria can't live in vodka. Ya OP is degenerate AF for drinking vodka out of a dumpster but whatever more power to him. Being like "the vodka could be contaminated" is completely ignoring the mindset of someone who would drink vodka out of the dumpster in the first place

Are you trying to get OP to pay you to stop posting?

Up to this point, no one else suggested this is an alcoholism issue with him.
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Old 07-06-22, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
Are you trying to get OP to pay you to stop posting?

Up to this point, no one else suggested this is an alcoholism issue with him.
Not saying he is an alcoholic just that drinking vodka out of the dumpster is pretty degenerate, but whatever we live in a crazy society anyways and at the end of the day drinking dumpster vodka isn't hurting anyone and frankly isn't worse for you than drinking vodka from the corner store or some rich dude drinking 100$ vodka at a party. If anything its better for the environment
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Not saying he is an alcoholic just that drinking vodka out of the dumpster is pretty degenerate, but whatever we live in a crazy society anyways and at the end of the day drinking dumpster vodka isn't hurting anyone and frankly isn't worse for you than drinking vodka from the corner store or some rich dude drinking 100$ vodka at a party. If anything its better for the environment
I'd never spend that much money on vodka.
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I'd never spend that much money on vodka.
Some people do, and society treats them better than OP drinking his dumpster vodka
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Some people do, and society treats them better than OP drinking his dumpster vodka
Gee, I wonder why?
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Not saying he is an alcoholic just that drinking vodka out of the dumpster is pretty degenerate, but whatever we live in a crazy society anyways and at the end of the day drinking dumpster vodka isn't hurting anyone and frankly isn't worse for you than drinking vodka from the corner store or some rich dude drinking 100$ vodka at a party. If anything its better for the environment

I'm sure being called a degenerate is soooooo much better than being called an alcoholic.

Objectively, you're more likely to drink poisoned vodka if you get it from the dumpster than if you get it from the store. You're welcome to take that risk, I don't care. Just stop lying about the comparative risk.

And it's eco-friendly? Why are you so desperate to defend this that you'd make up such obvious BS?
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
Some people do, and society treats them better than OP drinking his dumpster vodka

Has the OP suggested society is treating him badly? What the hell are you talking about?
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Originally Posted by livedarklions View Post
Has the OP suggested society is treating him badly? What the hell are you talking about?
y'all are trashing him for drinking it! lol. That is society
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Originally Posted by LarrySellerz View Post
y'all are trashing him for drinking it! lol. That is society
Of course we are! 'Cause it's disgusting and gross and kinda stupid. What's the problem?
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We need to stop pretending Larry and the OP are two different people.
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