Please Help Me Name My Road Bike
06-10-14, 12:12 PM
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Please Help Me Name My Road Bike
Please help me name my Road Bike...it is a 2014 Kestrel Talon. My last bike was "Big Red"...lol, please help!
Current ideas are as follows:
- Black Dynamite (hilarious movie and fitting based on color scheme)
- Oreo (recommended)
- Shamu / Orca / Killer (recommended)
Thank you all in advance.
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06-10-14, 12:24 PM
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06-10-14, 12:26 PM
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How about Kestrel Talon?
You wouldn't have to change decals or anything.
You wouldn't have to change decals or anything.
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My giant's name is Richard aka "dick".
Your's... Ugly ducky
Your's... Ugly ducky
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How about "HTFU and Ride"?!?!
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You realize then you're riding a dick, in tight lycra pants no less.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I guess it's a little weird... no wonder females get offended when I offer them to ride my Giant "Dick"... 
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Michael McCartney or Paul Jackson. Or Freddy Merckxury.
