Do not touch.
11-30-22, 07:27 PM
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I will make a citizen's arrest of the OP myself if they don't get off the troll bait, shove them down in a chair like Sergeant Joe Friday, and explain exactly what the flippity pfluck happened.
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11-30-22, 07:33 PM
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Nigel: Don't touch it!
Marty: Well uh I wasn't. I was just pointing.
Nigel: Well don't point, even.
Marty: Don't even point?
Nigel: No.
Marty: Well uh I wasn't. I was just pointing.
Nigel: Well don't point, even.
Marty: Don't even point?
Nigel: No.
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11-30-22, 07:54 PM
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Would I be correct in assuming there was a death and this bicycle is a part of the estate of the decedent? It would be a significant estate for a court to order you to do not touch for over 8 years.
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11-30-22, 08:32 PM
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Perhaps it was used in a crime, and the 'no touch' rule is a lackadaisical way of maintaining the integrity of the evidence - tho you'd think they'd leave crime scene tape up until the investigation was complete, geez.
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11-30-22, 09:01 PM
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Maybe the owner just does not want people touching it. Maybe it was personal, i.e the OP has been singled out for exclusion from touching privileges. Maybe I have too much time on my hands for thinking about this at all.
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11-30-22, 09:22 PM
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This is starting to look like the Group W bench, from Alice's Restaurant. 🤔😉
11-30-22, 09:28 PM
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Or maybe the Rollfast is the main suspect in the alleged death? Especially if it's a haunted Rollfast. 🤔😉
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11-30-22, 09:38 PM
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12-01-22, 01:27 AM
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That explains the disappearance of the '87 red and white Ironman that was parked, apparently abandoned, in downtown Fort Worth for a couple of years. For a year or so I watched that bike, looking for some hint that it was moved occasionally. And the day I decided to rescue the poor orphaned pound puppy, it was gone.
Somebody put the touch on it.
Somebody put the touch on it.
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12-01-22, 01:50 AM
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That explains the disappearance of the '87 red and white Ironman that was parked, apparently abandoned, in downtown Fort Worth for a couple of years. For a year or so I watched that bike, looking for some hint that it was moved occasionally. And the day I decided to rescue the poor orphaned pound puppy, it was gone.
Somebody put the touch on it.
Somebody put the touch on it.
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12-01-22, 08:48 AM
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If you want to be productive in this thread, flag it to the mods to send it to Foo with the rest of the ****posts we keep getting around here.
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12-01-22, 09:42 AM
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Time to put this thread to rest.
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