Bike Forum insider jokes and jargon
01-27-21, 01:23 PM
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I wear my Cat 6 tats with pride. At least I was on the bike. 
01-27-21, 01:24 PM
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This seems to be growing almost without bound. gugie, perhaps you will want to edit the original post to build up the glossary. Otherwise, new people will have a hard time finding the definition for a particular term.
01-27-21, 01:48 PM
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gugie, perhaps you will want to edit the original post to build up the glossary.
01-27-21, 01:59 PM
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Heck if I know, I'm just parroting what I've heard others use. Might be a dialect thing...
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01-27-21, 02:36 PM
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Tires or rims: Wired-on = clincher.
Not sure if either of these caught on, but both terms on the left were a thing in some circles back in the day.
I still hear and see both.
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WTB: American Cycling May - Aug, Oct, Dec 1966.
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WTB: Slingshot bicycle promotional documents (catalog, pamphlets, etc).
WTB: American Cycling May - Aug, Oct, Dec 1966.
WTB: Bicycle Guide issues 1984 (any); Jun 1987; Jul, Nov/Dec 1992; Apr 1994; 1996 -1998 (any)
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01-27-21, 03:36 PM
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STUMPY.......goodness and niceness with wheels
MFPOS........stuck seatpost
MFPOS........stuck seatpost
01-27-21, 04:52 PM
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01-27-21, 05:09 PM
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Consummables: tape, tires, tubes, cables, chain, cassette/freewheel, chainrings, cleats...
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https://rowdml.tripod.com/panmass
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01-27-21, 05:27 PM
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Shimano brifters...
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01-28-21, 02:33 AM
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LITTLE JOHNNY ; Mom when I grow up I want to be a bicycle racer.
MOTHER ; Oh you silly boy you know you cant do both !
MOTHER ; Oh you silly boy you know you cant do both !
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01-28-21, 05:10 AM
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DAPO = dumb-ass previous owner.
Like the guy who drewed your frame before you got it.
Mark B in Seattle
Like the guy who drewed your frame before you got it.
Mark B in Seattle
01-28-21, 07:02 AM
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When I still dabbled in old sports cars the term was DPO, for "dreaded previous owner," I believe, though your definition sounds more spot on.
01-28-21, 04:59 PM
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Tubulars = sew-ups = singles
Clinchers = open = hooked = wired-on
Puncture = flat = #$@&%*!
Clinchers = open = hooked = wired-on
Puncture = flat = #$@&%*!
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01-28-21, 09:04 PM
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01-28-21, 09:40 PM
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You must use only Proofide on your Brooks. Only a light coating, once a year (there are different opinions about the recommended moon phase). Don't ever let your Brooks even be near (like in the same room) any other leather care products like neat's foot oil, saddle soap, dubbin, etc., for it will be ruined instantly and forever. And remember, never touch the adjustment bolt! Even better if you don't look at it.
02-01-21, 01:59 PM
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The close cousin to that description is that the frame (or any metallic item, especially if deemed 'collectible' and asking a high price) has "slight patina." Sorry, flaked red rust with pitting is NOT patina.
02-01-21, 02:02 PM
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02-01-21, 04:17 PM
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tied and soldered. Practice of wrapping spokes wat cross overs with wire and soldering. not heard much unless someone gets an old set of wheels and asks what in the world it is
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02-01-21, 08:29 PM
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ergo.........STI.......grinder......hillibike.?..........resto mod...........canti......sturm.........BB..........box o crap........centuries.........chrome sox.......bead diameter..........XDr.....DUB......T47
BSA......ISO.......
BSA......ISO.......
02-01-21, 08:45 PM
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Bidon - brought up to you by a domestique; tossed casually by the roadway after
Bidet - odd drinking fountain in your hotel, welcome after a hot day following the Giro
Bidet - odd drinking fountain in your hotel, welcome after a hot day following the Giro
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05-13-21, 12:05 AM
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(rhymes with spook)
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