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Old 09-29-11, 11:15 AM
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Worrying about things like bottle cages is basically the very definition of being a Fred.
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Originally Posted by Hiro11
Worrying about things like bottle cages is basically the very definition of being a Fred.
See, another home-brewed definition of the term "Fred." Please stop using it people.
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Old 09-29-11, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by ilovecycling
See, another home-brewed definition of the term "Fred." Please stop using it people.
Buying a 2006 Look 555 (55cm/large) frame from ilovecycling will automatically render one a Fred. Be so advised.
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Does not knowing what a Fred is, make me a Fred? WTF is a fred?
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Originally Posted by Hiro11
Worrying about things like bottle cages is basically the very definition of being a Poseur.
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NOT Worrying about things like bottle cages is basically the very definition of being a Fred.
Clarified .... got it everyone ?

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Originally Posted by Cpt.America
Does not knowing what a Fred is, make me a Fred? WTF is a fred?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_(bicycling)
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Old 09-29-11, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Homebrew01
Clarified .... got it everyone ?

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Fail. Fred applies to all things non-roadielike.
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Originally Posted by roadiejorge
Yep. I believe a better word is "poser" or "profiler" for the riders who get gear more for form than function.
Or where I came from we called them KOOKS!
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Old 09-29-11, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Cpt.America
Does not knowing what a Fred is, make me a Fred? WTF is a fred?
Here you go ... all answers are found at the Fred Society.

Too bad they don't have a few bike jerseys...
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Old 09-29-11, 01:03 PM
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the word 'profiler' is good as it suggests someone concerned with a certain angle view of themselves and suggest that one profiles the demeanor of other riders.
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Then I just profiled myself as Fredilicious. Schweet.
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For the life of me, people, why is everyone in this forum so uptight about how they may or may not look, how they think others feel about the way the look, labels for other bikers, labels for themselves...

Damn - it's like junior high for old men with too much time on there hands.

Just saying.
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Old 09-29-11, 04:42 PM
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I re-fredified by going from carbon cages back to cheap alum mtn bike cages. They don't bottle launch and aren't terribly heavy.
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Old 09-29-11, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DScott
It's not about the bike.
You're right. It's about color coordination.
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Originally Posted by threemonkeys
For the life of me, people, why is everyone in this forum so uptight about how they may or may not look, how they think others feel about the way the look, labels for other bikers, labels for themselves...

Damn - it's like junior high for old men with too much time on there hands.

Just saying.
if you have ridden a bike for longer than 5 miles, you should have realized the douchiness that comes along with hardcore roadies. They have to come up with derogatory terms, like "FRED," to poke fun at people who don't dump their life and paychecks into cycling. "Hardcore" roadies are the true FREDs of the world, tryin to keep up with the next guy. It's and ego thing...high school NEVER ends.
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Old 09-29-11, 05:50 PM
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Nah - I have nothing against the hardcore roadies. Ride enough with them, and you'll quickly realize that a lot of the things they're douchi about, like wearing tight clothes, not using Camelbaks, smoothly accelerating, drafting properly, not waving and keeping both hands on the bars in a fast paceline, etc., have real reasons (aerodynamics, speed, safety). Plus, they'll push you to be your best when you're trying desperately to hang on. If you're way out of your league, they'll probably let you know it quick or just drop you cold, and rudely, but if you can hang, you can see that there's a method to the madness.
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Old 09-29-11, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by threemonkeys
For the life of me, people, why is everyone in this forum so uptight about how they may or may not look, how they think others feel about the way the look, labels for other bikers, labels for themselves...

Damn - it's like junior high for old men with too much time on there hands.

Just saying.
as much as i agree with you in principle, i think you are overreacting. i view most of the Fred discussions on BF to be generally tongue in cheek.

its a funny aspect of bike culture and folks like to babble on about it.

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Originally Posted by Sean T
I re-fredified by going from carbon cages back to cheap alum mtn bike cages. They don't bottle launch and aren't terribly heavy.
And, you can bend them to get the proper tension or feel.
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And, you can bend them to get the proper tension or feel.
And they come in a rainbow of fun colors!
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So I'm still not sure what Fred means...

But I loooooooooooove riding. Almost more than I love anything else in my life. But, I also like my bikes to look good. If that makes me a Fred...I'm proud to be a Fred.

What we now need is a word for these idiots out there who take pride in riding the trashiest looking frame they can find just so they can look like they don't care...like "its all about the riding man...I don't care how I look."

In Australia, these guys quite commonly ride fixies.
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Originally Posted by hhnngg1
It's not about the weight. They could weigh 50g more and I'd still like them.

It's ALL about the looks. I'm not even carrying much extra fat, but I couldn't care less about 'grams' - let alone 2-3 pounds of bike weight. (I'll care if it's 7-8, though.)
Is it really "DeFREDifying" if you say "it's ALL about the looks"
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Old 09-29-11, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexi01
So I'm still not sure what Fred means...
Fred is a dork who tries to buy his way into success at cycling. HE reckons if it looks new, has a big name and is "blingy," he's a contender. You'll find millions of his cousins on golf courses, too.

But I loooooooooooove riding. Almost more than I love anything else in my life. But, I also like my bikes to look good. If that makes me a Fred...I'm proud to be a Fred.
It doesnt. Youre only a Fred if you think how you look makes you faster, better, stronger, more handsome, _______________ (fill in the blank).

What we now need is a word for these idiots out there who take pride in riding the trashiest looking frame they can find just so they can look like they don't care...like "its all about the riding man...I don't care how I look."
In Australia, these guys quite commonly ride fixies.
"Hipsters." That's the word, I believe.

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That sounds like more of a poser than a FRED. There is some overlap, but someone who thinks that their wallet is going to buy their way to speed by getting all-pro stuff, that's a perfect description for a poser (poseur).

FRED to me is someone clueless about the culture and training of road cycling, and often caught in a group ride way above their ability, yet completely oblivious to their lack of ability and knowledge in cycling. If the aforementioned FRED talks it up in attempts to convince others that he's a good cyclist with a lot of experience, that seals the deal - FRED all the way.
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Originally Posted by hhnngg1
It's not about the weight. They could weigh 50g more and I'd still like them.

It's ALL about the looks. I'm not even carrying much extra fat, but I couldn't care less about 'grams' - let alone 2-3 pounds of bike weight. (I'll care if it's 7-8, though.)

I think all the deluded BFers who think they're making improvements with their miniscule aero gains and weenie weight moves are wasting their money. I may one day get deep dish aero wheels, but it will mainly be for looks - the 40 seconds on a 60min TT it'll save me is a pointless reason for me to drop $2k.
Caring about the "look" and defredifying your bike is something a Fred would do. Sorry man.
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Originally Posted by hhnngg1
Only Freds like me will mix and match water bottles and bike frames.
You clearly missed my previous post where I already admitted full-out my Fred-dom.
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