I Hate Everybody who doesn't ride a Cannondale
02-22-07, 09:25 PM
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I Hate Everybody who doesn't ride a Cannondale
The I Hate Everybody thread was going along nice and smooth, and then some moderator thought it was pure 'foo', so it's in the 'foo' area now.
Well, THIS thread has clear road bike content. I now hate everybody who doesn't ride a Cannondale (and just about everybody who does). I think that still covers everything.
Well, THIS thread has clear road bike content. I now hate everybody who doesn't ride a Cannondale (and just about everybody who does). I think that still covers everything.
02-22-07, 09:26 PM
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02-22-07, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
The I Hate Everybody thread was going along nice and smooth, and then some moderator thought it was pure 'foo', so it's in the 'foo' area now.
Well, THIS thread has clear road bike content. I now hate everybody who doesn't ride a Cannondale (and just about everybody who does). I think that still covers everything.
Well, THIS thread has clear road bike content. I now hate everybody who doesn't ride a Cannondale (and just about everybody who does). I think that still covers everything.
02-22-07, 09:29 PM
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I hate MTB's and tandems too. MTB's ride on trails that are too bumpy. Tandems are too crowded.
02-22-07, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I hate MTB's and tandems too. MTB's ride on trails that are too bumpy. Tandems are too crowded.
02-22-07, 09:31 PM
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Well I hate people on bikes that drop me but I also hate people on bikes that can't keep up...and specially if they are on a Cannondale. I heard they sacrifice squirrels by pitching them through wheels with bladed spokes.
02-22-07, 09:32 PM
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02-22-07, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Namenda
The pope doesn't ride a Cannondale...you don't hate the pope, do you?
02-22-07, 09:32 PM
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Why do you hate....
BARNEY?!?!?!?
He doesn't ride a C'Dale.
BARNEY?!?!?!?
He doesn't ride a C'Dale.
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02-22-07, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Namenda
The pope doesn't ride a Cannondale...you don't hate the pope, do you?
02-22-07, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by svt4cam
What i sthe pope riding these days? Popemobile excepted!
More importantly, how does he get a helmet on over that hat?
02-22-07, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by svt4cam
Are tandems crowding the road bikes or are tandems crowded in general? How do you feel about this?
02-22-07, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by svt4cam
But you like me because I ride Cannondales sometimes, correct? Or do you only like me when I'm on a Cannondale. Is it a zen thing is my personality different on a Cannondale the my other bikes? Possibly larger than life like the engorged tubing on a Cannondale bicycle perhaps?
Could be you're reading too much into this. Sometimes, it is as simple as black and white...
02-22-07, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by svt4cam
What i sthe pope riding these days? Popemobile excepted!
02-22-07, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by gabdy
Isn't he riding Altar Boys.
02-22-07, 09:58 PM
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You guys are nerds. I hate nerds. Nerds.
What was the question again?
What was the question again?
02-22-07, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonp
You're going to hell! 
02-22-07, 10:22 PM
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it's funny but theres very few bikes i wouldn't consider owning, but a cannondale is one of them. i know they're great, they make an awesome alu frame, etc. but something about the look of them has always turned me so off. heck i'd buy a trek before a cannondale, and thats saying a lot.