Cycles. (contains some strong language)
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Cycles. (contains some strong language)
I took my old Masi, which had been hanging on the wall after I bought the Merckx, over to Yojimbo's to have Marcus turn it into a fixie. I'd never ridden a fixie but I carried around an unmentioned fascination with all the messengers I saw riding them. Sheldon Brown's website convinced me to ride fixed gear.
If Tolkien's Mordor had a bike shop, it would be just like Yojimbo's, the name comes from some old Asian chop-chop samurai movie. It's in the heart of Cabrini- Green, or what's left of it now that the whiteys have shoved out the *******, enough SUVs to make you barf blood. There's this old beat up building with an old beat up door with a sign that reads "knock loudly". Marcus opens the door to let me in. Inside there is **** EVERYWHERE, from ceiling to floor; bikes, tires, wheels, CDs, donuts, bags, shoes, a beat up old couch with a crashed out bike messenger catching his afternoon z's. It's dark and greasy and absolutely enchanting; like you've fallen into Middle Earth where Marcus has his fires, spells and magical anvils to transform crude metal into human powered devices. Marcus, the high priest, dreams of one day making these simple machines drop their earthbound curse and take flight. "Sure, I'll make it a fixer" he says.
He calls a week later, "Masi's ready." I take it nice and slow the first week. No brakes, no coasting, it's like riding a feisty colt, it bucks and snorts as it teaches me to ride on its terms. At first it's like a time machine, talking me back to memories and feelings twenty years back; standing on the crest of something dangerous and managing to find balance. Spinning just to the edge of chaos. Then it becomes an anarchy machine, demanding it's rider take an offensive stand in the violent car culture. Guy in a van cuts me off which endangers my life, his stupid act could easily have killed me. I catch him at the stop light. (I'm fifteen minutes into my ride, good and warmed up. My heart rate somewhere near 170, which is my comfortable pace. It's the afternoon so the Van guy's probably coming home from work. He's probably drowsy, heart rate, maybe 70) Suddenly I'm inches from his face screaming as loud as I can. This is done by design, in order to shock him. I get in front of his car, dismount, hold the bike in the air and shout as loud as I can "Kill Me Mother****er, Kill Me Mother****er, Kill Me Mother****er". The light changes, I get out of the way. I catch him at the next light, scream at him "the road is for everyone mother****er." I then empty my water bottle in his face and bolt. Naturally this is all an act, but he didn't know that. I went to the extreme to make a point that his action nearly killed someone.
These type of situations happen nearly once a week, mostly just shouting matches. Since last Spring I've driven to work maybe 10 times, I cycle most days. One tank of gas in the car lasts one month. I've come to hate what the automobile has done to our society, how it turns perfectly fine people into aggressive threats. Asphalt, aggression, and pollution everywhere. Right now I smell of soot and tar after riding 20 miles through the city.
Last week I'm eating a beef at Al's Italian Beef late one night after work. These two young kids are walking down the street and stop at to check out my Masi. To them it must have looked strange with it's steel lugged frame, something from 20 years ago, before they were born. They took out their digital camera and took a couple of pictures. They then came over to the window with huge smiles and gave me to big thumbs up. Because it was late I had the city to myself as I cycled through time all the way home.
If Tolkien's Mordor had a bike shop, it would be just like Yojimbo's, the name comes from some old Asian chop-chop samurai movie. It's in the heart of Cabrini- Green, or what's left of it now that the whiteys have shoved out the *******, enough SUVs to make you barf blood. There's this old beat up building with an old beat up door with a sign that reads "knock loudly". Marcus opens the door to let me in. Inside there is **** EVERYWHERE, from ceiling to floor; bikes, tires, wheels, CDs, donuts, bags, shoes, a beat up old couch with a crashed out bike messenger catching his afternoon z's. It's dark and greasy and absolutely enchanting; like you've fallen into Middle Earth where Marcus has his fires, spells and magical anvils to transform crude metal into human powered devices. Marcus, the high priest, dreams of one day making these simple machines drop their earthbound curse and take flight. "Sure, I'll make it a fixer" he says.
He calls a week later, "Masi's ready." I take it nice and slow the first week. No brakes, no coasting, it's like riding a feisty colt, it bucks and snorts as it teaches me to ride on its terms. At first it's like a time machine, talking me back to memories and feelings twenty years back; standing on the crest of something dangerous and managing to find balance. Spinning just to the edge of chaos. Then it becomes an anarchy machine, demanding it's rider take an offensive stand in the violent car culture. Guy in a van cuts me off which endangers my life, his stupid act could easily have killed me. I catch him at the stop light. (I'm fifteen minutes into my ride, good and warmed up. My heart rate somewhere near 170, which is my comfortable pace. It's the afternoon so the Van guy's probably coming home from work. He's probably drowsy, heart rate, maybe 70) Suddenly I'm inches from his face screaming as loud as I can. This is done by design, in order to shock him. I get in front of his car, dismount, hold the bike in the air and shout as loud as I can "Kill Me Mother****er, Kill Me Mother****er, Kill Me Mother****er". The light changes, I get out of the way. I catch him at the next light, scream at him "the road is for everyone mother****er." I then empty my water bottle in his face and bolt. Naturally this is all an act, but he didn't know that. I went to the extreme to make a point that his action nearly killed someone.
These type of situations happen nearly once a week, mostly just shouting matches. Since last Spring I've driven to work maybe 10 times, I cycle most days. One tank of gas in the car lasts one month. I've come to hate what the automobile has done to our society, how it turns perfectly fine people into aggressive threats. Asphalt, aggression, and pollution everywhere. Right now I smell of soot and tar after riding 20 miles through the city.
Last week I'm eating a beef at Al's Italian Beef late one night after work. These two young kids are walking down the street and stop at to check out my Masi. To them it must have looked strange with it's steel lugged frame, something from 20 years ago, before they were born. They took out their digital camera and took a couple of pictures. They then came over to the window with huge smiles and gave me to big thumbs up. Because it was late I had the city to myself as I cycled through time all the way home.
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Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
I've come to hate what the automobile has done to our society, how it turns perfectly fine people into aggressive threats.
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That was a nice post, poetic. The actions are not quite to the extent that I would do, but I have had my beef with some drivers, mostly flipping them off or shouting a brief caution of sorts.
It can be a strange ride, this bicycling business. But I wouldn't give it up at all.
It can be a strange ride, this bicycling business. But I wouldn't give it up at all.
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good post. have you posted pics of the masi?
"Yojimbo's, the name comes from some old Asian chop-chop samurai movie"
Let's give credit where credit is due. Yojimbo is one of Akira Kurosawa's many masterpieces. It isn't a "chop-chop" samurai flick, you should check it out. Sergio Leone later remade it with Clint Eastwood as "A fistful of dollars" Marcus' shop is an amazing place and it's good to know he named it after something equally special.
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"Yojimbo's, the name comes from some old Asian chop-chop samurai movie"
Let's give credit where credit is due. Yojimbo is one of Akira Kurosawa's many masterpieces. It isn't a "chop-chop" samurai flick, you should check it out. Sergio Leone later remade it with Clint Eastwood as "A fistful of dollars" Marcus' shop is an amazing place and it's good to know he named it after something equally special.
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I don't shout out anyone, except right when they're about to make a really stupid driving move. Then I yell at the top of my lungs. Afterwards, I just shake my head in wonder at the stupidity of the modern automobile driver, a substantial minority of whom should not be allowed behind the wheel of anything more dangerous than a Mattell Big Wheel.
Look, they're driving around in a hurtling ton+ projectile, safely ensconced inside. If they want, they can guide that projectile in your direction, and you're exposed to the laws of physics. You will lose. What would be a slight fender-bender in a car will spell death to a cyclist. They will then claim they "didn't see you" and an understanding, compasionate judge will suspend their liscence for three and a half seconds and give them an hour of community service, which they will fulfill by double-parking in the nearest bike lane.
Yojimbo is a great movie, one of Kurosawa's best. Beautiful frame composition, and one of the greatest acting jobs ever by Toshiro Mifune. Great soundtrack.
I'm familiar with folks taking a second look at an older steel frame.
Look, they're driving around in a hurtling ton+ projectile, safely ensconced inside. If they want, they can guide that projectile in your direction, and you're exposed to the laws of physics. You will lose. What would be a slight fender-bender in a car will spell death to a cyclist. They will then claim they "didn't see you" and an understanding, compasionate judge will suspend their liscence for three and a half seconds and give them an hour of community service, which they will fulfill by double-parking in the nearest bike lane.
Yojimbo is a great movie, one of Kurosawa's best. Beautiful frame composition, and one of the greatest acting jobs ever by Toshiro Mifune. Great soundtrack.
I'm familiar with folks taking a second look at an older steel frame.
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I am guessing you are a lawyer. If your not you should be. I have not seen anyone create as much controversy as you in this forum.
Thank you and keep it up.
When I was younger I used to yell alot at motorist. Now I only do it a few times a year. I don't think it will ever stop completely. Most motorist are clueless and a few are dangerous. But we do have to share the road, so deal with it in your own way!!
I am guessing you are a lawyer. If your not you should be. I have not seen anyone create as much controversy as you in this forum.
Thank you and keep it up.
When I was younger I used to yell alot at motorist. Now I only do it a few times a year. I don't think it will ever stop completely. Most motorist are clueless and a few are dangerous. But we do have to share the road, so deal with it in your own way!!
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Great story Mayo. I have a image of Yojimbo's etched in my mind and it sounds like a shop I would really love to go to.
Thanks.
Thanks.
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I think Tarantino has watched a fair bit of Kurosawa. Not sure whether thats good or bad.
Seen Kill Bill?
Seen Kill Bill?
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I'm not sure to classify you as a troll, a **** stirrer, or just another ecletic member of the board. You suck for your stupidity on some post, but are brilliant for your insights in others. Double sided, I'd say. Next time you come to the southwest side of the continent.. let me know.
And, BTW, don't bag all SUV's. I've got one.. and it's not a mall cruiser... Just like all fixies aren't messenger bikes.. etc.
Your journey of discovery on the fixed gear is interesting.
Reminds me that I'm looking for a new frame and a better wheel.
And, BTW, don't bag all SUV's. I've got one.. and it's not a mall cruiser... Just like all fixies aren't messenger bikes.. etc.
Your journey of discovery on the fixed gear is interesting.
Reminds me that I'm looking for a new frame and a better wheel.
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Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
Right now I smell of soot and tar after riding 20 miles through the city..
Originally Posted by Mayonnaise
steel lugged frame, something from 20 years ago,
If only they made a lugged Al frame.. I'd be in love then.
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Nice piece of writing. It vividly evokes the experience of riding fixed in the city. Two things I want to comment on.
1. "Darky" is a derogatory term evocative of Jim Crow and minstrelsy. You might want to reconsider its use.
2. Yelling "Kill me, mother****er!" to the wrong mother****er can get a mother****er killed.
1. "Darky" is a derogatory term evocative of Jim Crow and minstrelsy. You might want to reconsider its use.
2. Yelling "Kill me, mother****er!" to the wrong mother****er can get a mother****er killed.
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Originally Posted by RegularGuy
Nice piece of writing. It vividly evokes the experience of riding fixed in the city. Two things I want to comment on.
1. "Darky" is a derogatory term evocative of Jim Crow and minstrelsy. You might want to reconsider its use.
2. Yelling "Kill me, mother****er!" to the wrong mother****er can get a mother****er killed.
1. "Darky" is a derogatory term evocative of Jim Crow and minstrelsy. You might want to reconsider its use.
2. Yelling "Kill me, mother****er!" to the wrong mother****er can get a mother****er killed.
i strongly agree with #2, you must be very careful who and how you confront them. especially when commuting through north philly
MAYO- good stuff, keep it coming, and dont get yourself run the f*ck over!
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Originally Posted by legalize_it
i think his use of the terms 'whitey' and 'darky' are perfectly acceptable.
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Originally Posted by RegularGuy
To whom is the term "darky" perfectly acceptable?
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Originally Posted by Heidi
You ARE kidding, right??
Originally Posted by Mayo
It's in the heart of Cabrini- Green, or what's left of it now that the whiteys have shoved out the *******, enough SUVs to make you barf blood.
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in terms of the gentrification of cabrini greene, and the way it makes people of color feel when such a thing happens, i think it's acceptable. gentrification is doing just that, pushing the "less desirable" people out of an area they've come to call their home.
i think it was meant in an ironic sort of post-modern way. it made me uncomfortable to read it, and i liked that. is it something i would have written? no. i feel like it's a reminder that racism still exists, it's just not as public now as it was in the past. now it's covered up by city governments claiming they're "improving areas" when all they're really doing is raising the rent and "pushing the ******* out, and replacing them with whiteys." in that context i think it's fine. now, if he had said "the other day i was riding around and some ******* said such and such." it would be unacceptable.
it's racism disguised as classism.
whether or not any of this was mayo's original remains to be seen, i'm just saying how i interpreted it.
yeah, it made me uncomfortable, but in a "damn, white people still have problems with people of color" way, or more appropriately, "wow, people with money and power are still oppressing people who don't have money and power."
i think it was meant in an ironic sort of post-modern way. it made me uncomfortable to read it, and i liked that. is it something i would have written? no. i feel like it's a reminder that racism still exists, it's just not as public now as it was in the past. now it's covered up by city governments claiming they're "improving areas" when all they're really doing is raising the rent and "pushing the ******* out, and replacing them with whiteys." in that context i think it's fine. now, if he had said "the other day i was riding around and some ******* said such and such." it would be unacceptable.
it's racism disguised as classism.
whether or not any of this was mayo's original remains to be seen, i'm just saying how i interpreted it.
yeah, it made me uncomfortable, but in a "damn, white people still have problems with people of color" way, or more appropriately, "wow, people with money and power are still oppressing people who don't have money and power."
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alexs, onetinsloth-
thanks for putting into words so well what i couldnt. you both hit the nail on the head in terms of what i was *trying* to say! i felt as if i was trying to be made into a racist by some of the replies....i guess i saw in his writing what they couldnt
thanks for putting into words so well what i couldnt. you both hit the nail on the head in terms of what i was *trying* to say! i felt as if i was trying to be made into a racist by some of the replies....i guess i saw in his writing what they couldnt