He's being followed by a moon shadow.

Always followed by a full moon.

Was born under a good sign...

Was spawned...

Longs for the comfort of the redd.

Likes his green eggs and ham.

His brain has the shell on it.

He said "Screw it! I don't care what time of year it is! I'm gonna deck the halls with boughs of holly."

Best wingman ever.

Wings his lies like Frisbees...

Prefers Tex Mex wings with a Tabasco chaser.

Needs to lie to feel like a champ, yet comes up with chump change, wait this is a truth sorry...

Follows in the footsteps of chumps, knowing he'll never measure up.

Wanders around behind the little animals.

Again or as usual.

It's hard to tell.

Nothing but a sucker for an oyster.

After he learned he's wanted on charges of bestiality he went on the lamb.

Has never been accused of being a sheep hoarder...

Calls his girlfriend 'Baaabara'.

hahah that is my ex wife's name :)

Blows chunks with the mere mention of anal sex...

.
...blows Charlie "Chunks" Johnson, a body builder and minor gay porn star in his neighborhood.

Just blows...all you have to do is ask him.

his years as a streetwalker
have taught him to never do it
for less than the price of a cross town bus ride

Thinks of himself as a self-styled conformist.

Thinks of himself as a special snowflake.

Never thinks of himself. Always thinks of others.

His only purpose is to serve and manage risk.

Except when he's putting the Tribe's money on the 3rd at Belmont.

"Tight Iris looked good at 7 to 1." he told Betty Lossed in a super exclusive interview with Track & Slots magazine.