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Always confuses an 'eye for an eye' with 'tit for tat'.
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Prefers the ringside seat at Olympic Wood Grappling where he's assured of an eyefull or two.
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Originally Posted by Jseis
(Post 16684945)
Prefers the ringside seat at Olympic Wood Grappling where he's assured of an eyefull or two.
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Working with wood has always been his first career choice, but he found his calling as a finisher....
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He doesn't like the taste of finishing, so he prefers fluffing.
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Dreamed he was a lumberjack in a Maidenform bra.
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Jacks his lumber and laughs, but life's all different through a magnifying glass
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His looking glass is half fool.
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Is planning on serving roasted Easter Bunny for Sunday dinner tomorrow.
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Was disappointed when his attempt to dye Cadbury chocolate eggs didn't work out.
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Is desperately trying to pass on his secret to blue balls.
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Originally Posted by Jseis
(Post 16685203)
Is desperately trying to pass on her secret to blue balls.
His balls are rumored to be a lovely shade of lilac. |
Originally Posted by ahsposo
(Post 16685216)
ftfy
His balls are rumored to be a lovely shade of lilac. |
Sees the world with a Wheel of Fortune Before & After mentality. Now he's off to resume stalking Erin Gray's Anatomy.
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Is a mind reader of canny perception.
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Not too sure what Pecorino is, but he likes saying it.
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Not too sure what fellatio is but enjoys doing it.
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Figures it's all cheese so what the whey.
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Whey's his Kurds as a way to fight terrorism...
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His turds have been recognized as weapons of mass digustion.
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Is a weapon of sensible discussion...
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his avatar is an ongoing live feed from his casket in the bangor pet cemetery and space museum.
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Post a Lie about the poster above - Volume 2
Stole Mastronaut from the tomb of Mastronautan.
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Was a zombie way before it was cool...
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Spills his seed upon the ground.
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