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Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 03:27 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 4,006
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Get fat.

Get fat.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 03:16 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,264
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Until you spend more time answering questions on...

Until you spend more time answering questions on BF than you do riding.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 03:13 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Couriers don't ride for a living, they courier...

Couriers don't ride for a living, they courier for a living. And cops are pro riders like lifeguards are Olympic swimmers.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 03:07 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 840
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Looks like Darth Vader.

Looks like Darth Vader.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 10:16 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Thanks for all the advice. I think, for now I...

Thanks for all the advice. I think, for now I will stick with what I'm doing (man-wh*re).
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 09:38 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 4,631
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Confucius say: Never poop where you eat.

Confucius say: Never poop where you eat.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 09:31 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,646
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I don't see how anyone can train 6 hours a day...

I don't see how anyone can train 6 hours a day and not get burned out very quickly. I guess I don't have the required competitive drive those guys do.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 09:19 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 524
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Get a pressure gauge seperate from your pump,...

Get a pressure gauge seperate from your pump, too. When you attach a pump you'll lose 10 - 20 psi and have to pump anyway.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 09:15 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 847
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Back when I raced I did amphetamines (legally...

Back when I raced I did amphetamines (legally prescribed, though).
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 09:11 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,324
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

What's that? Lance

What's that?

Lance
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 09:10 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 566
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Be sure to do PT on the shoulder. You don't want...

Be sure to do PT on the shoulder. You don't want to end up with a frozen shoulder like I've had for a year now. It sucks.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 09:06 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 992
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Drop not, for as ye droppeth, so shall ye be...

Drop not, for as ye droppeth, so shall ye be dropped, sayeth the lord.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-26-07, 08:48 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 668
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Find a slower group.

Find a slower group.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 09:58 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,646
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

You are talking about the upper echelons of the...

You are talking about the upper echelons of the UCI Pro Tour. That's like talking about the first round of the NFL or NBA draft. For every one of the Floyd Landis's there are dozens of domestiques on...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 09:53 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 430
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

You might be better off sticking to flat terrain...

You might be better off sticking to flat terrain until you build some base fitness.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 08:40 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 618
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I like riding, but I don't like watching. Boring!

I like riding, but I don't like watching. Boring!
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 07:10 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 707
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Co

Co
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 06:30 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,646
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I wonder how many domestiques ever go near a bike...

I wonder how many domestiques ever go near a bike again after retirement. I'd bet a lot of them get so sick of riding they never do it again after they retire.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 06:25 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,133
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Try the main strip in Vegas.

Try the main strip in Vegas.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 06:04 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,479
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

We're not worthy!

We're not worthy!
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 06:00 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 3,125
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Lose the weight first then worry about hills....

Lose the weight first then worry about hills. You'll just run yourself ragged and risk injury until then.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 05:50 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,646
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I never aspired. Even if I had had the physical...

I never aspired. Even if I had had the physical abilities to become a domestique when I was younger I woudn't have. I can't think of a job that has a lower return for the effort/pain involved.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 05:47 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Yeah, but I'd rather do something safer, like go...

Yeah, but I'd rather do something safer, like go fight in Iraq.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 05:46 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

OK DP - reminds me of another appropo joke: ...

OK DP - reminds me of another appropo joke:

Dr. Smyth was one of the top OB/GYNS around, but he loved working on cars. It gave him more pleasure than he ever got from working on people, and the...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 05:31 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

So why on earth do you live in the arctic? Move...

So why on earth do you live in the arctic? Move south!
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 05:26 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I thought you said you have a 14 yo daughter.

I thought you said you have a 14 yo daughter.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 04:13 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Check out the jobs these kids have - one gets...

Check out the jobs these kids have - one gets paid to watch porn.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/FunMoney/story?id=3409097&page=1
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 03:34 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 7,223
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

The joke's on you - he said "deviated...

The joke's on you - he said "deviated rectum".
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 03:32 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

That could work, if you shot enough people. I...

That could work, if you shot enough people. I know a guy who's a DC cop. He shot a guy and got 6 weeks "administrative leave" while the shooting was investigated. He told me (off the record) that he...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 03:29 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 410
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

and a human sacrifice or two wouldn't hurt.

and a human sacrifice or two wouldn't hurt.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 03:26 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,859
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Wouldn't the thrust push you backwards?

Wouldn't the thrust push you backwards?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 03:24 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,133
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I plan to visit these intersections one day.

I plan to visit these intersections one day.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 03:00 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Yeah, well that's ok for those big, beefy track...

Yeah, well that's ok for those big, beefy track guys.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:53 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 410
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Pray

Pray
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:51 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,133
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Funny things seen while riding

Saw this today. I don't think I could do it that fast.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:44 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 367
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Support bleeding! Go cycling!

Support bleeding! Go cycling!
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:43 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 3,771
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Best type of job for a serious rider

Assuming you have to work, and you are a "serious" rider, what kind of work do you think is optimal from a riding perspective? Obviously, you'd be at a big disadvantage if you had to work a bust-arse...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:37 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 919
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

It may be a function of some number of ticks of...

It may be a function of some number of ticks of the system clock - it is a digital device.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:35 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 367
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Here here!

Here here!
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:35 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,317
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Oh, crap. Didn't know you are a noob. You coulda...

Oh, crap. Didn't know you are a noob. You coulda had a heart attack!
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 02:33 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,406
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I'm the OP. My stepfather was in a wheelchair for...

I'm the OP. My stepfather was in a wheelchair for more than 30 years (MS) prior to his death. I have no doubt he'd be ROTFL if he read my post. He was handicapped, but he wasn't up tight about it.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 12:47 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,317
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

So, Cathar, how was the ride?

So, Cathar, how was the ride?
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 10:26 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 4,083
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Scat = Scattante

Scat = Scattante
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 10:18 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 694
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

I think it is a disease you catch from an...

I think it is a disease you catch from an overly-attentive mother during toilet training.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 09:37 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,406
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Damn straight - that respirator made him sound...

Damn straight - that respirator made him sound like Darth Vader.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 09:20 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,406
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Yep. He had aero spokes on his chair and he...

Yep. He had aero spokes on his chair and he dialed his respirator up to 400W, but he just didn't have enough engine to hang on my wheel.
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 09:17 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 337
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Question for MD riders

Looking at Mapquest it appears that there might be good riding in the rural area west of Frederick between US 70 and the river. ??

A good starting point for me would be Brunswick.

Anyone have...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 08:59 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,406
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Dropped my first paraplegic!

I was out on a recovery ride on the local MUP today when I saw a guy in a wheel chair about a quarter mile ahead of me. I gradually caught up, gave him the "on your left" and as I began to pass and...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 08:26 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 4,083
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Actually, you are the one who "lost" as your lack...

Actually, you are the one who "lost" as your lack of self-discipline ruined your recovery ride, which hurts in the long run. So, grow up a little and if you've got something to prove do it on race...
Forum: Road Cycling
07-25-07, 08:24 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 397
Posted By 2Tired2Shift

Float sucks.

Float sucks.
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