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Forum: Recumbent
06-06-08, 12:00 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 6,191
Posted By NoCom_rider

So they can go faster at time trials than people...

So they can go faster at time trials than people who are cycling coaches with fancy DFs and team outfits.
Forum: Recumbent
06-05-08, 02:31 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 6,191
Posted By NoCom_rider

Hey Bubba, I'm in your age group. Lets make...

Hey Bubba,
I'm in your age group. Lets make plans for the Metamora Gravel & Road Rash 100 mile race this August. Get some kevlar shorts to go with your lowboy jersey :) You will need 'em at Metamora.
Forum: Recumbent
06-01-08, 09:39 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 6,191
Posted By NoCom_rider

At a local century ride on roads with traffic I...

At a local century ride on roads with traffic I was never once run over by any motor vehicle or one that pulled up along my side at a stop sign. So much for the theory that lowracers are dangerous...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-20-07, 09:22 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

Rutnick, It was taking too much time to do all...

Rutnick,
It was taking too much time to do all the photo retouching. I had my fun with both the hardcore roadies and bent guys for a week.

Good luck with the never ending Bent VS Roadie speed...
Forum: Recumbent
12-20-07, 09:06 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,136
Posted By NoCom_rider

No language violations John. Basically had no...

No language violations John. Basically had no more free time for National Inquirer style photo retouching. Besides I could not top the Morphine PLUS saddle. That one was a classic if you know what I...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-20-07, 11:22 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

I bet the guy in the crash wishes he had a...

I bet the guy in the crash wishes he had a Morphine PLUS to ease his suffering from that huge road rash in the poadie paceline.
...
Forum: Recumbent
12-20-07, 11:17 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,136
Posted By NoCom_rider

There is not one doctored or retouched photo on...

There is not one doctored or retouched photo on the blog. Its all real. Recumbents including all trikes RULE!!!!
Forum: Road Cycling
12-20-07, 10:58 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

Ouch!!!

OUCH!! It must hurt big time when crashing a UCI legal Upwrong and smacking the pavement. This kind of stuff never happens to recumbent riders after they pass a roadie paceline.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-19-07, 10:23 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

Don't tell that to the Lone Wolf 3 wheeler at Mt....

Don't tell that to the Lone Wolf 3 wheeler at Mt. Diablo.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/solo-triker-humiliates-pro-12s-at-mt.html
Forum: Recumbent
12-19-07, 10:05 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,136
Posted By NoCom_rider

Trikes RULE!!!

Way to go Lone Wolf!

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/solo-triker-humiliates-pro-12s-at-mt.html
Forum: Road Cycling
12-19-07, 04:55 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 778
Posted By NoCom_rider

That is a good one. :roflmao: Here is a...

That is a good one. :roflmao:

Here is a better one,

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=asshatchet&word2=recumbent+

This one is much better.
...
Forum: Recumbent
12-19-07, 03:58 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,208
Posted By NoCom_rider

Be patient. give it another 10 years or so and...

Be patient. give it another 10 years or so and you will start loosing sensations in your arms and hands from the fused and compressed vertebrae. The inevitable is headed your way and it will not be...
Forum: Recumbent
12-19-07, 03:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,208
Posted By NoCom_rider

With your vertebrae injury it will not be long...

With your vertebrae injury it will not be long till you start looking for a recumbent to ride. Eventually you will need an implant to relieve the pain of compressed discs. After surgery you will ...
Forum: Recumbent
12-19-07, 01:59 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,208
Posted By NoCom_rider

Rutnick, I hope you take of the MTB helmet at...

Rutnick,
I hope you take of the MTB helmet at your next podium finish.

Did you purchase an NBS? You will need one after many years of cycling on a diamond frame bicycle. Maybe you can get a...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-19-07, 12:48 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

The benters are giggling o plenty Rutnick. ...

The benters are giggling o plenty Rutnick.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/sort-of-famous-velodrome-racer-rutnik.html
Forum: Road Cycling
12-19-07, 11:24 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

His riding position looks good. Aikigreg is...

His riding position looks good. Aikigreg is fortunate he will never need a neck brace to ride and race his ultra low speed machine.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-18-07, 03:24 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

KuKusz, My apologies for not posting info about...

KuKusz,
My apologies for not posting info about additional diamond frame bicycle rider support aids including the neck support, back vertebrate support and wrist support systems available in 2008. I...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-17-07, 11:21 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

Aikigreg, Its a cycling passion. Someone has to...

Aikigreg,
Its a cycling passion. Someone has to report the latest news.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/asshatchet-inc-is-now-shipping-their.html
Forum: Road Cycling
12-17-07, 11:01 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

The Tour de France version of that bike will have...

The Tour de France version of that bike will have twice as many steroid syringes with EPO boosters to help pro cyclist go as fast as an ultra low racing recumbent
Forum: Road Cycling
12-17-07, 10:55 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

This is the ultimate batmobile. ...

This is the ultimate batmobile.
http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/11/gotham-city-hicom-recumbent.html

No camelback as that will ruin the clean aerodynamics.
Forum: Road Cycling
12-17-07, 10:15 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

My apologies agian halfspeed. What I should...

My apologies agian halfspeed.

What I should have posted is "The guys on diamond frames who try and keep pace with Aikigres rear wheel will need steroids on the go to hang on.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-16-07, 07:11 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

Monk and Mindy would have been very fast had they...

Monk and Mindy would have been very fast had they raced bikes like the one owned by lowracer1 instead of their Pinarello cruisers.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-16-07, 06:59 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

My apologies halfspeed. What I should have posted...

My apologies halfspeed. What I should have posted is:
Let's see a dedicated, professionally coached and well trained cyclist on a diamond frame try to draft Aikigregs ultra low recumbent and hang...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-16-07, 04:52 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

That was a photo of you from the old days before...

That was a photo of you from the old days before you got lean and mean. I'd like to see grandma try that again now that you are low and do not go slow.

BTW, good to see you finally gave up on...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-16-07, 12:41 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

All you need is a straw hat and a recumbent to be...

All you need is a straw hat and a recumbent to be an elite time trial racer.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/elite-2-man-recumbent-time-trial-team.html
Forum: Road Cycling
12-15-07, 09:32 PM
Replies: 185
Views: 8,664
Posted By NoCom_rider

Grandma Smokes Recumbent Racer

This time a recumbent gets smoked at the races.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/fast-grandma-yells-passing-on-your-left.html
Forum: Recumbent
12-14-07, 11:55 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,195
Posted By NoCom_rider

Lot of bent riders are mellow folks and darn...

Lot of bent riders are mellow folks and darn proud of their bikes.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/famous-bent-rider-dorkus-his-super-fast.html
Forum: Road Cycling
12-12-07, 02:33 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 7,492
Posted By NoCom_rider

no sandals need Yoshi

Yoshi,
Only 39.2 kph.

You'll have to buy one of them nonpure 2 wheelers to go faster like the 41 year old geezer in the videos who went 47.89 kph for an hour.
Doubt you will need the sandals or...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-11-07, 09:38 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 7,492
Posted By NoCom_rider

When you get converted to recumbent riding you...

When you get converted to recumbent riding you will want fairings and a lycra sock. Socked bents AKA Condom Bikes are super fast and the ultimate dream bike of bent riders everywhere.

...
Forum: Recumbent
12-11-07, 06:51 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

with a few months of training you'll really be flying...

Do you really want a bunch of Pro 1/2 USCF riders convert and race bents? The Pro 1/2s always crash into each other at Bent VS. USCF National races. If they can not ride without crashing their...
Forum: Road Cycling
12-11-07, 06:45 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 7,492
Posted By NoCom_rider

P/1/2's are always crashing into each other at...

P/1/2's are always crashing into each other at Recumbent VS. USCF races.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/p12-racers-can-not-handle-blistering.html
Forum: Road Cycling
12-11-07, 01:24 PM
Replies: 148
Views: 7,492
Posted By NoCom_rider

but they're also weird ...

There is nothing weird about this bent wonderbike. The front and rear fairing will make any average Joe in cycling shorts faster than a speeding bullet. There is nothing more fun than suiting up the...
Forum: Recumbent
12-11-07, 12:23 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

no need for a helmet

Anything goes with recumbents. No helmets needed when racing high tech bent speed bikes as there are no endos while crashing. The worst that can happen is road rash on the feet during a typical bent...
Forum: Recumbent
12-11-07, 11:37 AM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

More roadie smoking at the velo

More roadie smoking by elite bent speed racer at the velodrome.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/tailfaired-toddler-smokes-em-at-uscf.html
Forum: Road Cycling
12-11-07, 11:32 AM
Replies: 148
Views: 7,492
Posted By NoCom_rider

More roadie smoking from pint sized bent racer

A benter is not fast until he can smoke elite pro roadies on the velodrome like this young dude racing his high tech recumbent with tailfairing.
...
Forum: Recumbent
12-10-07, 10:21 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

Here is another "Stickin It To The USCF Man"...

Here is another "Stickin It To The USCF Man" recumbent victory for your entertainment.

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/pops-beats-cat-1-pros-at-uscf-national.html
Forum: Recumbent
12-10-07, 02:48 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

Here's another one for you

Here is another one for that thread. The boys in the pro peloton will luv it. :)

http://slappy-recumbent.blogspot.com/2007/12/cudaboy-smokes-another-uscf-pro-racer.html
Forum: Recumbent
12-09-07, 04:15 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

Another roadie smoke fest

Check out this roadie smoke fest. Happens all the time when a ultra low bent racer drops the 63/11 700C hammer on the pro peloton at a sanctioned USCF vs. recumbent road racing event.

...
Forum: Recumbent
12-09-07, 01:09 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

DTs Jumbo tailfaired Steed is similar to a...

DTs Jumbo tailfaired Steed is similar to a RazzFazz tailfairing. Made with a benters two best friends by the name of Carbon and Kevlar. Very expensive.

A frugal bent enthusiast can make something...
Forum: Recumbent
12-09-07, 12:19 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

Here is proof of CAT 1 racers getting smoked big...

Here is proof of CAT 1 racers getting smoked big time by an elite solo lone wolf bent racer. Happens all the time when hardcore roadies get passed by bent riders on the prowl.
...
Forum: Recumbent
12-07-07, 09:28 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,061
Posted By NoCom_rider

That boy is fast on land and water. All he needs...

That boy is fast on land and water. All he needs now is a ultra light trike.
Only $10,500 on Ebay. More affordable and faster than a streamlined Varna.
...
Forum: Recumbent
12-07-07, 02:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,061
Posted By NoCom_rider

Wow!!

That is on fine looking dual purpose trail racing speed machine and HPB speed boat.
[http://bp2.blogger.com/_3vzB3gabkDs/R1mwpI8XAxI/AAAAAAAAADU/EAJ4iANrY44/s1600-h/CK+speedboat.jpg
Forum: Recumbent
12-05-07, 02:59 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

I can not let my pride or arrogance go when I...

I can not let my pride or arrogance go when I cruise by a paceline on this stealthy big wheel roadie killer. Every time I smoke some roadies the red light on my aerodynamic tail fin flashes. Kids...
Forum: Recumbent
12-03-07, 08:57 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

Well this one is for you...

If thats the case you need one of these fast recumbents with high def videocam mounted to the day glow fender.

The integrated methane gas combustion seat with euro mesh back is very comfy and...
Forum: Recumbent
11-30-07, 08:29 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

I wonder........

I wonder if the bent racer rode one of these beauties to win those competitive hill climbs. This is the bent ticket for flying up hills when the hunt is on to smoke roadies
...
Forum: Recumbent
11-30-07, 06:48 PM
Replies: 225
Views: 19,749
Posted By NoCom_rider

Crash, This is my "Smoking Roadies" recumbent...

Crash,
This is my "Smoking Roadies" recumbent bike concept. It incorporates splitter technology to go real fast and smoke every single roadie I see on the road and bike path. The #1 advantage of...
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