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Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 08:01 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,273
Posted By Mojo31

If he buys his weed from the cops, they wonít...

If he buys his weed from the cops, they wonít hassle him.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 07:39 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Or, get the 77” OLED. HDR consumption is...

Or, get the 77” OLED. HDR consumption is 210kWh/1000hr.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 07:33 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

What? Why does that matter? You won’t notice an...

What? Why does that matter? You won’t notice an increase in your electricity bill.

We haven’t even noticed an increase from charging the car.

Or, get the 77” OLED. HDR power consumption is...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 06:02 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 244
Posted By Mojo31

Loss of consortium has to do with your relations...

Loss of consortium has to do with your relations with your spouse, that is, your sex life. Are you suggesting that that is affected by a loss of a bike?

Some would say that the loss of a bike...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 01:43 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,273
Posted By Mojo31

I find him funny and entertaining, and he does...

I find him funny and entertaining, and he does provide some low hanging fruit.

But, I donít have any sensitivities.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 01:37 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

What happened is that he just cost himself some...

What happened is that he just cost himself some serious money. Since he cut the sheet, heíll have to replace it most likely. Which means heíll have to buy two since you want the port and starboard...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 09:26 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Around here it’s not unusual to hear, “Aggie...

Around here it’s not unusual to hear, “Aggie engineered.”

That includes pretty much anything fixed with duct tape.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 09:24 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Count me as personally offended then. 😎

Count me as personally offended then. 😎
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 09:17 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Thatís offensive to lawyers. 😂

Thatís offensive to lawyers. 😂
Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 05:23 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Another of these days. Wordle 414 5/6 ...

Another of these days.

Wordle 414 5/6

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Forum: Road Cycling
08-07-22, 05:22 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Good excuse to go Dyneema. Of course,then...

Good excuse to go Dyneema.

Of course,then your knife skills won't help you much.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-06-22, 09:44 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Thats going to cost you.

Thats going to cost you.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-06-22, 04:11 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,273
Posted By Mojo31

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08-06-22, 03:13 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 326
Posted By Mojo31

Cats

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Run into some big ones at times. Be careful out...
08-06-22, 06:37 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,158
Posted By Mojo31

I got bit riding a few weeks ago. I was on the...

I got bit riding a few weeks ago. I was on the street. Every dog chase I’ve experienced has been on the street.

it’s not a mup issue. Cougars are a mup issue.
08-05-22, 05:31 PM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 40,443
Posted By Mojo31

Because they break often. Actually, They are...

Because they break often.

Actually, They are for a new type of stoneware disc for a new brake system I’m about to patent.
08-05-22, 04:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 264
Posted By Mojo31

Lol. I got a call from a Porsche dealer...

Lol.

I got a call from a Porsche dealer today asking if I was ready to bring in my 1 year old Taycan with 4k miles on it for service. I was like, ďWTF?Ē The only maintenance is to change the...
08-05-22, 04:45 PM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 40,443
Posted By Mojo31

There were, but I’m not a real cyclist. There...

There were, but I’m not a real cyclist. There was also a 30/11 cassette available. Just a poser it seems.
08-05-22, 04:24 PM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 40,443
Posted By Mojo31

Just got all this: ...

Just got all this:


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I’m sure I got suckered...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 04:17 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

So you are one of bengís suckers.

So you are one of bengís suckers.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 04:16 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

I was in the YMCA Indian Guides and Princesses...

I was in the YMCA Indian Guides and Princesses with my kids when they were young. For those that don’t know, it was all dads and their kids with separate programs for the boys and girls. No moms...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 02:49 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

I get that slur, but thatís with respect to...

I get that slur, but thatís with respect to people, not a city.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 02:46 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,273
Posted By Mojo31

The fast groups get to the good dumpsters before...

The fast groups get to the good dumpsters before I do.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 02:45 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,273
Posted By Mojo31

With banjo music playin, no doubt.

With banjo music playin, no doubt.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 02:41 PM
Replies: 20,480
Views: 4,777,479
Posted By Mojo31

Whatís hers is hers, whatís ours is hers, and...

Whatís hers is hers, whatís ours is hers, and whatís mine is hers. I live by that golden rule.

She did tell me I get to pay for it since she doesnít work though.

She is a keeper, and weíve...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 02:35 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

People in San Diego and surrounding areas refer...

People in San Diego and surrounding areas refer to their city as Dago. In that context it’s not a slur. Just like people in New Orleans refer to their city as “Nawlins.”

If it’s offensive let me...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 01:09 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

My sister, who lives in Dago, is flying in today...

My sister, who lives in Dago, is flying in today for a wedding shower. She texted my wife a few minutes ago to tell us that it is hot here.

Duh.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 12:51 PM
Replies: 20,480
Views: 4,777,479
Posted By Mojo31

She ordered it with her own credit card and...

She ordered it with her own credit card and everything.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 12:32 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Nailed it! She told me the other day that the...

Nailed it! She told me the other day that the only time sheís shifted off the big ring was by accident.

Im working on it. :thumb:
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 12:23 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 2,271
Posted By Mojo31

Isn't it somewhat comforting that you can be part...

Isn't it somewhat comforting that you can be part of a group that can be suckered?
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 12:18 PM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Itís the wine talking. At least thatís...

Itís the wine talking.


At least thatís the case in my house.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 12:13 PM
Replies: 110
Views: 2,273
Posted By Mojo31

Don't you have to be a part of the group to get...

Don't you have to be a part of the group to get dropped by said group?

Sounds like ole Lar was just tagging on without an invitation.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 11:59 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Its how to play it smart advice.

Its how to play it smart advice.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 11:58 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Mine likes Kendra Scott stuff. Usually pretty...

Mine likes Kendra Scott stuff. Usually pretty reasonable.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 11:55 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

She liked it for the same reason we like it when...

She liked it for the same reason we like it when they wear Spanx. 😉
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 10:24 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Jewelry and a nice date night, and she is happy. ...

Jewelry and a nice date night, and she is happy.

Doesnít even need to be expensive jewelry.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 10:14 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Currently have quadball (formerly Quidicche) on....

Currently have quadball (formerly Quidicche) on. It’s a bit silly with all the players running around with broomsticks between their legs. One of my cycling friends has a kid that plays it.
...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 10:11 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

You could also tell her that my wife said she...

You could also tell her that my wife said she would get it for me, buy I have to generate the cash to pay for it. Really, you shouldnít have told her what I do for a living.

My wifeís birthday...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 10:05 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Looks like a good day for some tube watching....

Looks like a good day for some tube watching. Can't wait for the air guitar competition!
...
08-05-22, 10:00 AM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 40,443
Posted By Mojo31

You're still the baddest old fart! Just not...

You're still the baddest old fart!

Just not one of the most obnoxious. 😜
08-05-22, 09:54 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 264
Posted By Mojo31

Went back and looked, and it appears my RS5 from...

Went back and looked, and it appears my RS5 from a few years ago was the same.

The Scirocco was a fun car, but that was a long time ago! Fortunately, there have been many more fun cars since. ...
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 09:11 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Even more so if they are half a foot shorter.

Even more so if they are half a foot shorter.
08-05-22, 08:56 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 264
Posted By Mojo31

My cousin to your Audi has rack attachments in...

My cousin to your Audi has rack attachments in the roof:

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Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 06:27 AM
Replies: 20,480
Views: 4,777,479
Posted By Mojo31

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Birthday present from my bride.
Forum: Road Cycling
08-05-22, 06:18 AM
Replies: 3,043
Views: 37,025
Posted By Mojo31

Similar. Wordle 412 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ...

Similar.

Wordle 412 6/6

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08-04-22, 09:03 PM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 40,443
Posted By Mojo31

Yeah, I was thinking about when I was first...

Yeah, I was thinking about when I was first shopping for a car after high school. That was in the 70s, but my mind was thinking 80s. Benility is screwing me up. 😜
08-04-22, 08:19 PM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 40,443
Posted By Mojo31

Cmon, Gene, you know that 1982 Midget is just as...

Cmon, Gene, you know that 1982 Midget is just as fast and brakes as well as a 2022 Boxster S.
08-04-22, 07:59 PM
Replies: 1,285
Views: 40,443
Posted By Mojo31

I bought a handle of Tequila today for less than...

I bought a handle of Tequila today for less than $30. Rather pay that than crawl into a dumpster.
08-04-22, 07:55 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 264
Posted By Mojo31

If the Audi cross bars lock into the rail...

If the Audi cross bars lock into the rail fittings like I think they do, I’d go that route.

If they rest on the painted metal them probably not.

Audi sells SeaSucker racks as an A5/S5...
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