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Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
01-15-11, 12:29 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 622
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I would buy it, but only because I need something...

I would buy it, but only because I need something to go with my platinum cranks, and diamond studded Velocity rim set. My tires are baby whale skin, and my saddle is the pelt of an adolescent...
Forum: Commuting
01-07-11, 05:13 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 17,689
Posted By UrbanWarfare

What about the Jawbone? Don't they pick up the...

What about the Jawbone? Don't they pick up the vibrations in your jaw and use that to filter out ambient noise? I know guys who work in heavy machinery who swear by them.

Lets stop the flaming...
Forum: Commuting
01-02-11, 01:33 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 5,311
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Not a lot of banks I go to have a bike rack, and...

Not a lot of banks I go to have a bike rack, and oddly enough some of the large interchanges and layover stations for Metro in LA have no bike rack.

The strangest one for me is that about every...
Forum: Commuting
01-02-11, 01:23 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,103
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I really like the idea of using a bike chain to...

I really like the idea of using a bike chain to secure the saddle. I have to replace the chain on my commuter, and now I know what to do with the old chain. I've been using the On Gaurd Akita seat...
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
12-16-10, 02:53 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 5,338
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Every Day: Spare tube pump levers patch...

Every Day:
Spare tube
pump
levers
patch kit
small notebook
pen with built in lazer pointer and led light
sharpie
3-4 decks of cards and set of dollar sized coins (Magician)
hat
Forum: Living Car Free
12-16-10, 02:01 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 2,748
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I think the question boils down to, "Is...

I think the question boils down to, "Is transporting a child by bike ethical compared to transporting a child by car." The answer to the question is that ethics doesn't enter into it. No form of...
Forum: Commuting
12-16-10, 01:38 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,687
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I just ride around in a Mr. Nose thong and nipple...

I just ride around in a Mr. Nose thong and nipple cozies, but I tend to ride through west hollywood so I'm not that out of place.
Forum: Living Car Free
11-21-10, 06:33 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 12,104
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I use my car as a bike lock. I live in an...

I use my car as a bike lock. I live in an apartment, a fourth floor walk up. Rather than carry my bike up to my apartment I take my daily commuter bike and lock it in my trunk. The car only gets...
Forum: Commuting
11-21-10, 05:37 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 968
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Is that real? There's no way that's real. I'm...

Is that real? There's no way that's real. I'm stunned. I'm truly stunned. I...ugh... bike envy flaring.... disbelief to greedy needy ratio growing disproportionate to my wallet... MUST HAVE!!!! ...
Forum: Commuting
11-14-10, 02:09 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 3,925
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Speak softly and carry a big U-Lock.

I'm used to being harassed on my daily commute, but this was excessive.

Last night on my ride home some high school kids yelled "get off the road you f@@$*!!! What are you riding a f***ing bike...
Forum: Commuting
11-14-10, 01:45 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,221
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I used to work in wireless sales, and as a result...

I used to work in wireless sales, and as a result of the fact that I have severe techno joy, I've learned far more about touch technology that anyone really should.

The gloves you get should be...
Forum: Commuting
11-07-10, 01:08 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,323
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I would only ride this way if I could pop loose...

I would only ride this way if I could pop loose the side car at a moments notice, and my passenger was wearing green tights, a red jerkin, a yellow cape, a black domino mask, and yelled things like,...
Forum: Commuting
11-07-10, 12:59 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,684
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Buy e'm, ride your fixie to work, bunny hop onto...

Buy e'm, ride your fixie to work, bunny hop onto the hot receptionist's desk, track stand, ***WAP-ISH!!!**, get promoted, rule the world.
Forum: Commuting
11-07-10, 12:55 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 741
Posted By UrbanWarfare

If I am really late I hate to admit it, but I...

If I am really late I hate to admit it, but I will grab my car keys and swear at myself all the way to work. However if you do wake up late frequently may I recommend the following.
...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion
10-31-10, 09:19 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,257
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Anyone ever see the movie Blade? Remember when...

Anyone ever see the movie Blade? Remember when someone else grabs his sword and doesn't hit the switch how the little blades pop out and destroy the vampires hand? I wish there was a way I could do...
Forum: Living Car Free
10-31-10, 07:43 PM
Replies: 73
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Views: 2,626
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I use my left hand mostly, but when I do give in...

I use my left hand mostly, but when I do give in and buy toilet paper I throw it in my messenger bag. Most of the time I just steal it from public rest rooms.
Forum: Commuting
10-30-10, 11:09 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 10,442
Posted By UrbanWarfare

My cargo net has a label on it that reads, "This...

My cargo net has a label on it that reads, "This product contains chemicals known to the State of California known to cause miracles and mild euphoria. Do not use while pregnant." You should switch...
Forum: Commuting
10-30-10, 10:39 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 3,863
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I think if you wear a t-shirt that is...

I think if you wear a t-shirt that is deliberately confrontational that you should probably invest in a nicely woven cod-piece. It will serve to fullfil those desires to be looked at, and if you...
Forum: Commuting
10-30-10, 10:30 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,625
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I have never thought of this before, but I am...

I have never thought of this before, but I am doing it tomorrow. I love this idea.

I did ride in ***less chaps once, but in my defense I did win the bet, and that allowed me to buy my fancy...
Forum: Commuting
10-30-10, 10:25 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,112
Posted By UrbanWarfare

For a while I tried to explain that I enjoyed...

For a while I tried to explain that I enjoyed riding my bike, but most people didn't get it. Now I just say I got a DUI. It's much easier, and while it's not true and I get some funny looks, they...
Forum: Commuting
10-30-10, 10:18 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 668
Posted By UrbanWarfare

For me it depends on where I am, and what the...

For me it depends on where I am, and what the traffic patterns are like. If it's light traffic, or I feel comfortable with the way the motorists have been treating me I'll pop into the turning lane...
Forum: Commuting
10-30-10, 10:10 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,608
Posted By UrbanWarfare

You should definitely grow a beard. I commute...

You should definitely grow a beard. I commute every day and I grew a beard, discovering that it had many uses. It's cool in the summer, and warm in the winter. Very handy when you have a very...
Forum: Singlespeed & Fixed Gear
10-18-10, 04:01 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,963
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Sounds like it's time for U-Lock Justice! ...

Sounds like it's time for U-Lock Justice!

Man, if you took a car to a mechanic to do a brake job and he scratched up the fenders then he has to pay to get it fixed. Doesn't matter how "thin" the...
Forum: Commuting
10-18-10, 03:08 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 4,317
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I've seen this metal band with a bracket that...

I've seen this metal band with a bracket that clips to handle bars at REI. It claims its for holding coffee cups and such. I'd be to scared to actually drink coffee from starbucks while riding, but...
Forum: Commuting
10-18-10, 03:03 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 5,825
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I'm all for u-lock justice. I carry two u-locks...

I'm all for u-lock justice. I carry two u-locks a Kryptonite and a Masterlock. The Kryptonite is for close-combat when someone in a car chooses to stop for an extended yelling. Depending on the...
Forum: Commuting
10-18-10, 02:43 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,362
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I wear my skinny jeans, but I roll up the right...

I wear my skinny jeans, but I roll up the right cuff so that I can fit in with all the hipsters.
Forum: Commuting
10-18-10, 02:39 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,313
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Chrome. I commute every day with my bright...

Chrome. I commute every day with my bright orange Chrome Metropolis bag, and never have issues. It's comfy. It holds everything I need, and always has extra room when I find something cool that I...
Forum: Commuting
10-18-10, 02:28 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,860
Posted By UrbanWarfare

Forecast calls for 4 straight days of rain here...

Forecast calls for 4 straight days of rain here in LA, that means people in cars will be staying off the road! Time to clip on the fenders and ride free!

One thing about rainy weather that I've...
Forum: Commuting
10-18-10, 02:24 PM
Replies: 139
Views: 19,040
Posted By UrbanWarfare

I refuse to carry a gun, and pepper spray is to...

I refuse to carry a gun, and pepper spray is to random and clumsy like a blaster pistol. I ride all over Los Angeles, and go to some sketchy places in order to get from gig to gig. I fit my frame...
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